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Oh Hell To Tha Mahfucking Naw!!!

2012-02-14T16:36:00.000-05:00

..Fatima ass prolly like this right now..

-Def

I don't wanna laugh but...

2012-02-14T16:30:00.000-05:00

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-Def

Sh*t Sneakerheads Say

2012-02-14T16:23:00.001-05:00

..I just realized I don't say any of these things..

-Def
P.S. Shouts to @SoleDeVida

Piece Of Shit.

2012-02-14T15:43:00.000-05:00

-Def

Random Rambo.45

2012-02-14T10:01:00.008-05:00

Nihongo, Watashi No Nigga!!

Hey you weak fucks keep giving up hope on them galaxy foams it'll just make it easier for me to get a pair.

You niggas stop asking me where I'm camping and what time, so you can beat me to it, you aint slick.

Nike some smart fucks, gon release all these got damn shoes just in time for niggas tax returns and us niggas is gonna be spending 80% of our returns on shoes

Can't even rely on your spots no more, fuck a reseller, the managers of the stores are reselling to the reseller now.

So I now officially own a Iphone, Ipod Touch and a Ipad, I've totally joined the darkside now

Tingly, is a word no straight man should ever fucking say

No straight man with children or not, should ever participate in a video game of "Just Dance"

Nor will my son ever be allowed to play that game, if I catch him playing that shit, I'll will shaq smack the shit outta him so hard he'll hit the wall and stay up against it for at least 3 seconds before dropping to the floor.

No bitch, I don't wanna be your Valentines

You sidechicks will face reality today, when your "boo" ignore your calls and you don't get shit today.

You chick dead ass sending flowers to dudes at work, y'all deserve a buck 50 across the face

Listen, SHOES, CLOTHES, or ELECTRONICS, bitch...nothing else

You ever just wanna clotheline the shit out of a Zebra?

So Kanye West won 4 grammy's on Sunday, now he has 18 tying with Michael Jackson

I hate people who walk on a sidewalk texting while its busy and just decide to fucking stop mid walk to text.

It's like stopping to text that next text will add some fucking importance to the words they're typing.

But Yo, it's gonna rain and snow for 3 days leading to the Galaxy Foam Drop Date.

Sneakernews is fucking trash

Having "heat" doesn't define a sneakerhead, it's being able to thoroughly and easily define that "heat", that does

Boisterous, is a word no straight man should ever fucking say

I hate when people touch my hair, talking bout "oh u have nice hair".

Yeah it looks nice cause its untouched and looking right, you just gon stick your hoe ass fingers through my shit, like you my girl

I have never lost a game of Monopoly

So during this NFL post season I bet and won $300 and a pair of Red Foamposites

Jolly, is a word no straight man should ever fucking say

Almost at 2,000,000 Hits.

This Jeremy Lin bullshit is getting outta hand, the nigga nice, but y'all acting like he broke Jordans ankles 5 times in a row and dunked on Wilt Chamberlain 10 times in one game

My girl may potentially have the best pussy I've ever encountered.

I want a rocket pack, like that nigga CJ had in GTA: San Andreas, I wanna fly and occasionally get low enough to rocket kick mahfuckas heads off

My wrists stay icey in the mahfucking trap!!!!!!!!

My cousin claimed he didn't know you could leave a camp line if you're camping with someone to get some food and come back, I confirmed it was ok, the nigga then asked me "but if you go alone, you can't right?"

Nigga What?!

Gregariously, is a word no straight man should ever fucking say

You ever fuck a bitch from the back while standing up so hard you just try to unleash a backshot so incredibly hard that you lift her off her feet for a few seconds?

Help me understand this fuckness, why do ppl come on this site 3 and 4 times a day daily, if they dislike me?

You don't see me going to someone's page or anything they're involved with if I dont like them right?, Nigga I could give a midget fuck about what the fuck is going on in a person's life that I don't like..they can eat a tremendous dick

But yo, I'll be in Cali in the Spring.

I want some Triton Headphones for my xbox, so I can even kill mahfuckas better in COD.

If I made you laugh at least once today, click my got damn AD Banners at the top or side as a Thank You., got dammit

Shit, a nigga trying to knock out his cable bill at least by blogging.

Why do you dumb fucks, feel the need to correct me on saying "Got Damn", like I just always thought the man upstairs name is "Got", you GOT-Ta be the most dim witted, inhumane minded, ignoramus assed ass nigga (yeah, I said assed ass nigga) to actually think I don't know how it's said, I say "Got Damn" as a substitute to not say his name in vain.

I wanna slap a 1987 back issue of Nintendo Power outta Skip Bayless, that nigga gets on my nerves.

I Am Def, and I so appreciate your support.

-Def

Oh Cool.

2012-02-14T09:18:00.000-05:00

..You must out your mahfucking mind..

-Def

Oh Aight.

2012-02-14T09:14:00.001-05:00

..So you gon get the courage to take a pic of yourself shirtless right?..

..You gon let the bitch show in you by covering your titty right?..

..You know you a male right?..

..You gon even make the typical facebook female ducky kiss lip face right?..

..You gon do that knowing you got black crud shit all around your mouth right?..

..You just gon be the worst bigger brother to a kid and take that pic while your sibling looks in the back right?

(peep the kid in the lower left corner)

..You need the everliving shit beat outta you..

..Got the nerve to have a cut in your eyebrow..

..I see you trying to wild out..

..I will smack the script to Transformers 4 out you my nigga..

..Father your sons..

-Def

Death

2012-02-14T09:11:00.001-05:00

..0:28 Mark..

-Def
P.S. Shouts to Nastynate

Well.

2012-02-14T09:09:00.000-05:00

..Apparently, Some Author has been reading my Random Rambos..

-Def
P.S. Shouts to NastyNate

Maliah NSFW

2012-02-14T09:08:00.000-05:00

**NSFW**THE FOLLOWING IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK**NSFW**

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P.S. She Dumped Sean Kingston

Lmao

2012-02-14T09:05:00.000-05:00

-Def

Abraham Lincoln : Vampire Hunter (Trailer)

2012-02-14T09:02:00.002-05:00

-Def

Drake's Pops Mustache

2012-02-14T08:51:00.001-05:00

..This nigga Aubrey's Father Mustache B..

..Ole black Yosemite Sam ass nigga..

..Nigga prolly got a Glock and Brass Knuckles up under that shit..

..Ole Tom Selleck Magnum P.I. lipped ass nigga..

..This nigga Drake stay with some Weird ass mahfuckas around him yo..

-Def

Bosh

2012-02-14T08:48:00.000-05:00

-Def

This Bitch.

2012-02-12T23:35:00.000-05:00

..Taylor Swift stay subliminally dissing Kanye..

-Def

The "I lost to Bon Iver" Face Presented By J.Cole

2012-02-12T23:33:00.000-05:00

-Def
P.S. Shouts to Aqua174

This Nigga's Caeser

2012-02-12T16:27:00.000-05:00

..Ole Kool Keith Headed ass Nigga..

-Def

SMH

2012-02-12T16:24:00.000-05:00

-Def

Naw Yo

2012-02-11T10:57:00.001-05:00

..So I went to a site and this shit popped up..

..This bitch is so fucking ugly B..

..Who in their right fucking mind would wanna see this chick doing sexual shit live..

..Look at her face Yo..

..She is so visually horrible looking, I wouldnt even let my cum hit her face, I'd aim for the wall..

..This Can't Be Life..

-Def

NYC Galaxy Campout Weather.

2012-02-11T09:57:00.000-05:00

..Welp, thats the weather for the Galaxy Campout Dates in NYC..

..after this fucking spectacle and shit I gotta go through, I'm a walk out the store with my kicks like..

-Def

Lin Diesal!!!

2012-02-11T09:34:00.002-05:00

..Jeremy Lin is the truth!..

..Nigga Dropped 38 on the Lakers Last Night For the W..

..Bet You Know Him Now Nigga!!..

-Def

Lil Buck - Golden Gateway

2012-02-11T01:06:00.001-05:00

..Fucking Disgustinggggggg..

-Def
P.S. Shouts to @NamedAngel

How Do You Kill 14 Million People?

2012-02-10T11:46:00.001-05:00

-Def

Nigga Sniffing Furniture Dust

2012-02-10T09:54:00.000-05:00

-Def
P.S. Shouts to @Mrnikesb6

"The Cuff"

2012-02-09T21:34:00.000-05:00

-Def

This Nigga.

2012-02-09T19:15:00.001-05:00

-Def
P.S. Shouts to @GSchumway

Flash NSFW

2012-02-09T19:13:00.003-05:00

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Oh Aight.

2012-02-09T19:06:00.000-05:00

..So you couldn't afford a fitted, you just gon shave the New Era logo on ur head right?..

..The Fuck kinda Coon shit is this..

..And WTF kinda Diamond is that in ur Ear B? a 000000.5 Karot?..

-Def

You niggas have no swag

2012-02-09T19:02:00.000-05:00

..Good Job There You Dickneck..

..There is NOTHING on this entire earth that would make me rock that fitted..

..Let alone with them got damn foams..

..I ever see this nigga outside, I'm biffing the fuck out his cap B..

-Def
P.S. Shouts to xNastyNatex

Nike Biting Toms!?!!?!??!

2012-02-09T18:59:00.000-05:00

..WTF?!?..

-Def
P.S. Shouts to Flipside

Jay-Z & Kanye West - Niggas In Paris Video (Explicit)

2012-02-09T12:06:00.002-05:00

-Def

Letter From Nike Inc.

2012-02-09T11:06:00.002-05:00

Dear Boo's, Sidechicks, Girlfriends, & Wives,

We would like to inform you that Valentine's Day has been pushed back, release date TBD at a later date. Don't think for a millisecond y'all will be getting anything for this month, with all these kicks coming out.

Sincerely,

Nike Inc.

P.S. We could give two shits if you look like this on Valentine's Day..

-Def

The Top 5 Air Foamposite One "Galaxy" Campout Tools.

2012-02-09T10:00:00.001-05:00

#1 Two Razors For Dual-Weild Action

..They have to be dirty and have a rubber grip for precise swinging action..
..The reason why they need to be dirty is when pulled out, ppl are more reluctant to mess with anyone with dirty rusty like razors as opposed to a clean one..
..This visual certainly gives off the effect that these blades were indeed used before and can easily be used again..

#2 Full Tactical Police Bulletproof Vest

..For obvious reasons, the torso contains the most vital organs of the body..
..This needs to be protected at all times, preferably when sneakers are in hand upon departure of sneaker store..
..You can get shot, clutch your sneakers with all your might, fall down, and still get back up within seconds..
..This can also be used as extra layer against the frigid temperatures of February

#3 Tactical Research U.S. Army Uniform Boots

..Great for running..
..Also great for stomping the immediate shit out of anyone trying to cut the line..
..These provide great concealment for the aforementioned Razors, slide them in and out (no bruno), for quick wielding..
..The high cut boot also will keep your feet dry from the puddles of blood the razors will release from said victims who try something funny..

#4 An Ice Grill

..The longer you can keep said Ice Grill, the better..
..No one will mess with someone with an 10 hour Ice Grill on, anybody with that look on their face for longer than a hour, is deemed unfuckwithable..
..If you don't know how to make an Ice Grill, just repeatedly make the face like you're trying to take a big ass shit and keep that on, have the razors out in hand with this face on for maximum "I'm getting these foams" effect..

#5 Ninja Caltrops

..Sprinkle these badboys around you as a barrier..
..Anyone trying to cut you or step to you on some fuckboy shit will immediately catch the effects of a Caltrop spike to the foot..
..Poison the tips of the Caltrops, for that "teach them a lesson" point..
..Not only will it fuck up the kicks they are wearing, but they possibly wont be able to wear kicks again due to the poison and possible amputation of the limb..
..You will be glorified for anyone who has ever been robbed for their sneakers for your actions..

-Def

Galaxy!

2012-02-08T11:48:00.006-05:00

..I NEED THOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.. Nike Air Foamposite One
Obsidian/Anthracite-Black
Drop Date : 02/24/2012
Style # : 521286-800
Msrp : $220

-Def

Jay-Z @ Carnegie Hall

2012-02-08T10:57:00.000-05:00

-Def
P.S. Shouts to XKwonX

But This Shit Really Happened

2012-02-08T09:00:00.001-05:00

..This punk mahfucka really asked Niketown if his 4 month old son could get a wristband so he could get extra pairs of ASG Kicks..

..You gotta be a real piece of shit to wanna bring ur 4 month old son out in the dead of winter for some fucking kicks..

..Let alone got the nerve to ask if he could get a got damn wristband..

..Nigga if your got damn kid can't walk to the counter himself he shouldnt be allowed to cop shit..

..I saw that tweet and just had the most fucked up look on my face..

..I should kick your punk ass for this coonery..

-Def

ShowOff & Rudeboy - Hat Hustlers

2012-02-08T08:45:00.004-05:00

..My Nigga Showoff in the Copper Foams, Murdering Shit!..

-Def
P.S. Shouts to @OfficialShowoff

The Amazing Spider-Man (Full Trailer)

2012-02-07T14:17:00.001-05:00

..Cant even front at first I didnt care for this, but this shit looks crack now..

-Def

Def Wins Bets

2012-02-07T11:29:00.002-05:00

..So I bet my homegirl the pair that she picked up for me, if the Giants won I didn't have to pay her..

-Def

This Nigga.

2012-02-07T10:24:00.000-05:00

..Mahfucking Pause..

-Def

The Avengers (New Extended Super Bowl Trailer)

2012-02-07T09:41:00.000-05:00

-Def

Sneakerhead February Study Chart

2012-02-07T09:16:00.003-05:00

..I know us sneakerheads is studying the shit out this chart b..

..all that got damn heat dropping this month..

..niggas is strategically drawing up plans on what to cop..

February

2/03 = KD4 "YOTD"
2/04 = Foam One "Metallic Red"
2/08 = Dia Turf 2 (Blk/Wht/Gold)
2/11 = AJ X (White/Royal)
2/11 = AJ I "Dave White"
2/11 = Zoom Rookie (Blue/Grey)
2/11 = Kobe VII "BHM"
2/11 = Lebron 9 "BHM"
2/11 = KD IV "BHM"
2/11 = AF1 Low "BHM"
2/11 = Huarache Freerun "BHM"
2/11 = Air Max 1 "BHM"
2/11 = Wmns Blazer "BHM"
2/11 = AJ 4 GS "Cherry"
2/14 = Kobe 7 "Shark"
2/18 = Kobe 7 "Invisi Cloak"
2/18 = AJ 4 (White Cement)
2/24 = Kobe VII "ASG"
2/24 = Lebron 9 "ASG"
2/24 = KD IV "ASG"
2/24 = Air Foam One "Galaxy"

..What are y'all looking to cop this month?..

-Def

Stop Sleeping On Clarkson

2012-02-07T09:15:00.000-05:00

..Niggas need to stop sleeping on Kelly Clarkson..

..She got cakes yo..

-Def

Horrible Parenting

2012-02-07T08:55:00.000-05:00

..I'm a go on a limb and say that child is too got damn big for that stroller..

..lil bitch neck is ole bent the fuck up in the hood...

..mahfucking feet hanging off the ledge..

..That lil bitch gotta be at least 9 in a stroller..

..The fuck kinda parenting is this B?..

-Def

Beeeeeeeg Back

2012-02-07T08:53:00.000-05:00

..Holy Shit..

..This bitch got the back of a Mastodon..

..Look like that bitch been squatting fighter jets..

..Got damn Juggernaut shopping for milk and shit..

..Is that red shit under her dress her underwears?!?!..

..Nigga I wouldnt even set foot out my house looking like that B..

-Def

Shit is Trash

2012-02-07T08:50:00.002-05:00

..Nigga this shit don't even go with the Cement IV's..

..fuck you gon make a black based shirt for a all white based shoe?..

..fuck the splash of red at?..

..This nigga shoepreme is a jackass..

-Def

Nigga??

2012-02-07T08:47:00.000-05:00

..What the shit is this???!..

..Kinda Cakeboy Bruno fuck is going on round chea B??..

..You Niggas need to Father your Sons Yo..

..This type of shit is uncalled for my dude..

-Def

Old Spice X Bounce

2012-02-07T08:44:00.001-05:00

..LMFAO @ "Yeah I Do!"..

-Def

You Make Me Hate Humans & Foams.

2012-02-04T21:49:00.001-05:00

..So you just couldnt fucking wait to get your foams huh?!..

..You just couldnt wait to put both pairs on like a fucking coon right?..

..You just gon walk around looking like a hot dog with the works right?..

..Ole half a stop light looking ass mahfucka, got dammit man!!!..

..Swear on everything breathing, If I'd a seen you my nigga..

..I'd rock your jaw so fucking hard, the feather stuffing in ur vest would burst out..

..and that cop would give me a running high five for snuffing you..

..It's niggas like this, that make shit wack..

..I hate your mother..

-Def
P.S. Shouts to @Had2BTheKicks

Real Talk

2012-02-04T13:16:00.002-05:00

..OG 1997 Royals > Them Shits that dropped today..

..But you know I still got a pair doe!!..

-Def
P.S. Shouts to @TruJordanFan23 for the hook up

Wait, What??!!!?

2012-02-04T13:16:00.000-05:00

-Def

Taylor Seaman

2012-02-04T12:49:00.000-05:00

..Can't even lie shorty was getting it in her routine..

..But Yo..

-Def
P.S. Shouts to Funkdat

But This Really Happened.

2012-02-04T12:29:00.003-05:00

..I'm just gonna assume she's dead right now..

-Def

Dee

2012-02-04T12:29:00.000-05:00

-Def

#StreetArt : Invader!!!!

2012-02-04T12:17:00.004-05:00

..2nd Ever Invader Tiling I've Found..

-Def

Highway For Foams.

2012-02-04T12:10:00.001-05:00

..Sneakers done corrupted your mahfucking body..

..You mean to tell me y'all niggas was lined up on the side of a Highway for kicks??!?!..

..Niggas dead ass out in the middle of the street for some Red Foams..

..Nigga What part of Living is this?!?!?..

-Def

Drake - Practice (Video) NSFW

2012-02-03T08:36:00.000-05:00

-Def

Galaxy (Retail Version)

2012-02-02T14:03:00.003-05:00

..Look Dope In That Pic, Huh?!..

..Sole Glows in the Dark now..

..Drops 02/25/12..

-Def
P.S. Shouts to HeronPreston

Kobe VII "Invisibilty Cloak"

2012-02-02T10:04:00.004-05:00

-Def
P.S. Shouts to @DeadStockNYC

No, This Can't Be Life.

2012-02-01T13:11:00.003-05:00

..I fucking Quit..

-Def
P.S. Shouts to @TheGoodfella_

You just dont give a fuck huh?

2012-02-01T13:10:00.001-05:00

..You just gon take a picture behind a pile of filth right?..

..You not even gon clean the shit dripping down your fucking dirty ass mirror right?..

..You just gon get the idea to take a pic while a life worths of laundry is sitting on the floor right?..

..You not even gon give a fuck bout angles and just include ur dirty bedroom in the back also right?..

..Bitch Fuck You..

-Def

Ayo Adsense...

2012-02-01T10:30:00.003-05:00

..Nigga what in all types of promotional fuck is this?!?!..

..How in the fuck is a nigga supposed to make money off clicks with this??!?!?..

..Mahfucking Goat Milk Soap??!!..

..What in the fuck made you put this shit up on my site!?!?..

..Ain't nobody in they right got damn mind gonna wanna click that bullshit..

..These niggas man..

-Def

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2012-02-01T10:19:00.000-05:00

-Def

R.I.P. Don Cornelius.

2012-02-01T10:13:00.000-05:00

..Died this morning due to Gunshot wounds..

..He was the founder of the TV Show "Soul Train"..
(He's at the 2:46 mark of the clip)

..Investigators are saying it might be self inflicted..

..Crazy he dies on the first day of Black History Month..

-Def

Toys R Me

2012-02-01T09:34:00.002-05:00

..Son Im Crying..

-Def
P.S. Shouts to SC33

Samurai Slang

2012-02-01T09:32:00.000-05:00

..So this scene was during a big battle..

..Dude was looking at the other ppl fighting and said "I'm going In"..

..Drake & Wayne aint got shit on him and Hanbei, young..

-Def

OH. NSFW

2012-02-01T09:28:00.000-05:00

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..If your chick ain't got them uncarriage lines I feel sorry for ya bruh..

-Def

They Out There Already B

2012-02-01T09:16:00.002-05:00

..These niggas ain't playing for their Red Foams B..

..Beasts is out there yo..

..Ayo fuck is this nigga wearing with the Miami Vice T?!..

..Nigga got on Metallic V's and Chicago Bulls skully with that T?!..

..We know got damn well that Denim Jacket can't button B..

-Def
P.S Shouts to @ITYB_Ho3zz & @Simon_Con_Limon

Cortez Vs. Hollohan (Full Battle)

2012-02-01T09:06:00.002-05:00

..InCrediFuckingBle Battle..

-Def

Delilah 2-4am (Mixtape Sampler)

2012-02-01T09:05:00.003-05:00

..Favorite Female Singer Right Now..

..You can download the full mixtape @..

..http://www.delilahofficial.co.uk/..

-Def

Random Rambo.44

2012-01-31T10:11:00.012-05:00

Wassssssuppppp, My Mannnnnnn

Fuck your dreams, this is reality nigga.

My Vacation and Birthday Weekend was fucking awesome, at this point in time I know your weekend wasn't better than mine, so I could give a fuck how yours was B.

You ever had Orange Juice so fucking tangy it make you squint your eyes, kinda hunch your back and tilt your head?

You ever want some good meat (Pause) go to Club A Steakhouse, Me and Wifey went, shit was insane.

I dead ass wanted to uppercut a cop horse this weekend

Ayo, why the fuck do restaurants give you soft ass room temperature bread and cold ass hard butter, that shit defeats the purpose.

You scoop some butter and try to spread on your bread by the time you done, bread is smushed or tore the fuck up, you dont even want that bitch no more

Real Talk, how we got dates for kicks in May but no got damn dates for them All Star Big Bang Kicks

I had the best sex ever this weekend

You ever get your dick rode so good, you forget about life?

Like your house could be burning the fuck down and a drive by shooting from guns the government got could be happening at the same time and not a single fuck is given because that shit feel so good?

Seriously, I need to ice my crotch yo, Wifey did a number on me

Man fuck those Red Foams yo, shit look like someone rubbed vaseline on them shits.

You a hoe ass hoe nigga, if I unfollow you on twitter by mistake and by the time I go back to follow you already unfollowed me

You ole sensitive, sniffling at the Notebook movie, you stole my girl, lace lined shirt wearing, drake lately ass nigga you

Nigga I could give 2 wild shits if you unfollow me, I don't get paid for the number of followers I have

You know watching some Comedy Movies from like 10 years ago, fucking suck...it's like the shit is so got damn outdated it's no longer as funny as when you seen it when it first dropped.

I hate Mark Ruffalo...I dunno why they made that nigga the Incredible Hulk in the new Avengers, I ever see him in person I'm stabbing him

You ever play fight with someone and feel the need to pull off some shit you saw in Wrestling, like a German Suplex or a Power Press Slam?

You ever had your dick rode so good, it feel like you just stuck your face out a window of a car going 93 mph?

Ain't nobody in they right mind wanna see the Star Wars Phantom Menace in 3D yo, seeing that shit once is fucking torture, so they want you to go back and see Jar Jar Binks in 3D now, eat a dick George Lucas

Speaking Of George Lucas, who the fuck said it was cool to play Dubstep during that trailer for Red Tails? nigga wasn't no electronic drum music out then in World War 2, you got damn idiot.

Chronicles will definitely be seen on Friday

You ever had your dick rode so good you involuntarily start praying?

I wanna throat karate chop someone when they just about to cross the street and they look left or right

I need those Kobe Big Bang's like yesterday

There is no reason for one male to smile when he sees his male friend walking up to him, I dont give a fuck how cordial a person is.

I have never smiled when I seen my boy walking up the block towards me to go cop some kicks, fuck I look like doing that?

My hair curly as all fucks right now, bout to do the Victor Cruz salsa dance in a minute

Why is it so hard for a sneakerhead to find great dress shoes, like we could have the flyest kicks, soon as we put on some dress shoes, them shits look doofy as fuck

You know you fucking your girl right, when you got her pinned down to the bed and she tries to headbutt you on purpose.

I've always wanted to do a precisely timed roundhouse kick to a dolphin as it jumps out the water.

So Expendables 2 will be rated PG-13 because Chuck Norris doesn't want any cursing in it, that nigga a Hoe.

I wanna beam a Rubix Cube at someone's right orbital bone

You dudes gotta stop saying "My Body is Ready" for shit yall anticipating, that shit sounds so extremely fucking bruno...say that shit outloud, there's no straight male on earth that doesn't feel slightly doo doo dungeon intrudish saying that.

I hate guys with small feet who actually wear women's sneakers.

You ever had your dick rode so good, you do the Sho Nuff "Who's the master" pose?

I am Def and I Thank You for your continued support!

-Def

What Kinda Shit?!?!?

2012-01-31T10:09:00.001-05:00

..What in the major fuck is this shit B?!?!..

..Why is this nigga wearing a 1952 dress and a got damn Skully?!?!..

..You Father's out there need to Parent your got damn son's B..

..This type of fuckery isn't justifiable by any means..

..This the type of shit that ignorant mahfuckas beat up ppl for..

-Def

Come On B.

2012-01-31T09:08:00.001-05:00

..This shit ain't even sanitary B..

..Ole hard back ass'd nigga..

..I'm pretty sure that's exactly how he ended up getting the way he look..

..sitting down playing video games all got damn day, big ass nerd..

-Def

Kill This Nigga

2012-01-31T08:58:00.004-05:00

..Man My Girl Could Shoot a Better Free Throw Than This Shit..

..This nigga like 7'0 and shot the shit like 6 Feet from the rim..

..Ole Baby Armed ass nigga..

..Then his teammates gave him dap for that shit, SMH..

..Nigga if that was my teammate I'd a running clotheslined his hoe ass so hard he'd end up on his stomach..

-Def

Carlos Boozer Son is a Traitor Ass Bitch

2012-01-31T08:55:00.001-05:00

..Nigga?!!?!?..

..ooooohhh, I wish I caught my son cheering for another got damn team that I'm not on if I played sports..

..That nigga would be punished for 8 years and 2 days..

..I'd beat his lil ass with a engine belt, not a regular joint, cause his snitch traitor ass don't deserve the leather from the belt around my waist to his skin..

..Soon as we get home the scene would look like this..

-Def

This Nigga Still With This Shit...

2012-01-31T08:51:00.001-05:00

..Man wtf is wrong with this nigga man..

..Nigga over here with the Pillsbury Doughboy Mascot Feet On..

..Jail seriously did some shit to this nigga man..

..Like how do you feel content with your well being slipping your feets into these shits..

(Yeah, I said feets)

..Real Shit, this nigga need his ass beat...

-Def

Hold The Fuck Up Son

2012-01-31T08:48:00.001-05:00

..This dirty stank hoe dead ass on stage with no pad on singing..

..Got Blood and shit dripping down her got damn leg..

..What part of the game is that???!?!..

..Bitch dead ass got blood dripping into her got damn shoes..

..Hold up, is this bitch performing at a Church?!..

-Def

Vacation Rotation

2012-01-31T08:41:00.002-05:00

-Def

Times Is Hard B

2012-01-31T08:40:00.000-05:00

..Got Damn Man, I know the lockout is over but this nigga Bron riding bikes to the game B..

..Fuck this nigga doing on one of them Toys R Us hanging from the ceiling Mongoose Bikes Yo?!?..

..This nigga decked out in gear like he been doing this shit to..

-Def

Dunks Of The Year... So Far

2012-01-31T08:29:00.000-05:00

..But Yo Fam Jumped Over The Nigga..

..Like the nigga didnt even open his legs like Vince did..

..Nigga straight Bunny Hopped over niggas skin fade and dunked it B..

..I give it to Blake, cause his was defended, but just simply jumping over niggas is no bullshit either..

-Def

Birthday Vacation.

2012-01-24T09:11:00.000-05:00

..I'm officially on Vacation for the week..

..I will be back on 01/31/12..

..Be Safe, Everyone!..

-Def

Where The Fuck Is Mizzee?

2012-01-23T16:30:00.004-05:00

..What in the Muthfucka?..

..Please Get As Far As The Fuck Outta Here...

..You know what, fuck this shoe..

..Shit is fucking garbage..

..I dont even care about seeing the rest..

..I can't even fathom the mathematics it takes for brain cells to muster the thought of doing this dumb shit..

..Where the fuck is Mizzee, these other niggas doing custom jobs are clowns b..

..Did yall see that fucking Dinosaur Foamposite Max Nonsense?..

(Is that a yellow rubber ducky on the side?)

..Fucking Comedy..

-Def

Daniel Aliff - Predatory Linguistics

2012-01-23T16:26:00.002-05:00

..Homey's shit is poppin..

-Def
P.S. Shouts to @DanielAliff

Ayo.

2012-01-23T09:52:00.004-05:00

..You got some explaining to do nigga..

-Def

?!?!?. NSFW

2012-01-23T09:52:00.000-05:00

**NSFW**THE FOLLOWING IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK**NSFW**

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-Def
P.S. Shouts to @AJBK4Life

Come On Man.

2012-01-23T09:13:00.001-05:00

..What in the great amounts of fucks is this fuckery?!..

..Y'all niggas just gon put platforms on yall jordans right?..

..This nigga got on Twilight Vampire Pants too yo..

..Nigga's out here taking it back to the 70's b..

..What in the hell would coerce a nigga to do this type of shit..

..These niggas done took customization to a whole other level b..

-Def

Tahiry

2012-01-23T09:04:00.002-05:00

..Can't get through that hallway cause of her ass B..

-Def

Champio

2012-01-23T08:59:00.001-05:00

..Jordan Brand Sucks..

-Def
P.S. Shouts to @JumpmanBostic

This Nigga Mad!

2012-01-23T08:53:00.000-05:00

..LMFAO @ Nobody even moving, fam stayed in his snuggie, like fuck this nigga talking to?!..

-Def

Public Enemy #1 = Kyle Williams

2012-01-23T08:47:00.000-05:00

..So after fumbling a Punt Return and letting another hit his knee..

..Niggas in SF Wanted to merk this nigga..

..Damn If Looks Could Kill, that nigga would be dead..

-Def

That Nigga's Soft

2012-01-23T08:39:00.000-05:00

Kobe Bryant : Man!, This guy's soft man

Mike Brown : I know, I hear You

Kobe Bryant : Fucking Pau's Soft!

-Def

Jackass Of the Day

2012-01-21T21:19:00.001-05:00

..Only Dumb Remedial Bruno Fucks Lick their Soles..

..I don't know if I should clown the fact that he looks 30 and doing that..

..His fucking Eyebrows..

..Or that piece of shit handtowel like hoodie he has on..

..Nigga, you suck..

-Def
P.S. Shouts to @NamedAngel

#SoFirstWithIt

2012-01-21T15:07:00.000-05:00

-Def
P.S. Don't ask me because I'm not telling..

DefDairy

2012-01-21T15:03:00.002-05:00

-Def

Drake-The Motto (REMIX) ft. Lil Wayne, Young Jeezy, Freddie Gibbs, Tyga, YG, Meek Mill, Nipsey Hussle & Snoop Dogg

2012-01-21T14:43:00.002-05:00

..9:18 Though..

-Def

W.D.W.T.

2012-01-21T14:08:00.001-05:00

..Nike Air Max Posite Bakin Boot..

-Def

Yeah Okay.

2012-01-21T14:00:00.001-05:00

..WTF is a "LIMITED General Release"..

..General to Employees, Limited to Customers more like it..

-Def

Air Jordan VI "Olympic"

2012-01-21T11:23:00.002-05:00

..Dropping : 07/2012..
..Msrp : $160..
..Style # : 384664-130..

-Def

We So Ready...

2012-01-21T11:15:00.001-05:00

..Lil Pre Birthday Celebration Ingredients With The Misses..

-Def

& in the future...

2012-01-21T11:11:00.000-05:00

-Def

WWW.DEFTRONIC.COM

Oh Hell To Tha Mahfucking Naw!!!

I don't wanna laugh but...

Sh*t Sneakerheads Say

Piece Of Shit.

Random Rambo.45

Oh Cool.

Oh Aight.

Death

Well.

Maliah **NSFW**

Lmao

Abraham Lincoln : Vampire Hunter (Trailer)

Drake's Pops Mustache

Bosh

This Bitch.

The "I lost to Bon Iver" Face Presented By J.Cole

This Nigga's Caeser

SMH

Naw Yo

NYC Galaxy Campout Weather.

Lin Diesal!!!

Lil Buck - Golden Gateway

How Do You Kill 14 Million People?

Nigga Sniffing Furniture Dust

"The Cuff"

This Nigga.

Flash **NSFW**

Oh Aight.

You niggas have no swag

Nike Biting Toms!?!!?!??!

Jay-Z & Kanye West - Niggas In Paris Video (Explicit)

Letter From Nike Inc.

The Top 5 Air Foamposite One "Galaxy" Campout Tools.

Galaxy!

Jay-Z @ Carnegie Hall

But This Shit Really Happened

ShowOff & Rudeboy - Hat Hustlers

The Amazing Spider-Man (Full Trailer)

Def Wins Bets

This Nigga.

The Avengers (New Extended Super Bowl Trailer)

Sneakerhead February Study Chart

Stop Sleeping On Clarkson

Horrible Parenting

Beeeeeeeg Back

Shit is Trash

Nigga??

Old Spice X Bounce

You Make Me Hate Humans & Foams.

Real Talk

Wait, What??!!!?

Taylor Seaman

But This Really Happened.

Dee

#StreetArt : Invader!!!!

Highway For Foams.

Drake - Practice (Video) **NSFW**

Galaxy (Retail Version)

Kobe VII "Invisibilty Cloak"

No, This Can't Be Life.

You just dont give a fuck huh?

Ayo Adsense...

............

R.I.P. Don Cornelius.

Toys R Me

Samurai Slang

OH. **NSFW**

They Out There Already B

Cortez Vs. Hollohan (Full Battle)

Delilah 2-4am (Mixtape Sampler)

Random Rambo.44

What Kinda Shit?!?!?

Come On B.

Kill This Nigga

Carlos Boozer Son is a Traitor Ass Bitch

This Nigga Still With This Shit...

Hold The Fuck Up Son

Vacation Rotation

Times Is Hard B

Maliah NSFW

Flash NSFW

Drake - Practice (Video) NSFW

OH. NSFW

?!?!?. NSFW