Haven't done one of these in a minute..let's see what comes out.
If you a male and you don't like that Justin Timberlake album, you ain't got a girl, you hardly get pussy, you never have a positive K/D ratio at any multiplayer game, your sneaks is leaning, and your mother hates you.
Nice to see the Ugg hype is dying, only seen about 6 or 7 pairs this winter compared to last year of 82,901
I muthafucking hate Pugs.
I hate that lil shit face they have, I hate their eyes. I wanna throw a football at one.
I really despise that "niggas be like.." and "bitches be like" internet meme.
Supposedly a New Jay-Z album by the end of the year
Actually, Siberian Huskies are the Jay-Z of Dogs, I don't care what you say.
This is the first year in like forever I'm not hyped for any summer movies coming out, the only shit I wanna see is Evil Dead.
I think female Jeans, Pants, and Slacks should all be burned, females should be demanded by law to wear black spandex and that's it, unless you ain't got no ass, then it should be against the law if you go outside between the times of 6am to 5:59am or face life in jail.
Honestly, any other color spandex is worthless, only black spandex makes me want to thrash the pussy.
Anyone notice Dwight Howard has been playing better basketball ever since he took the headband off?
If you a dude and you fold your clothes at the laundromat instead of just throwing it in the bag and going home, you a hoe ass nigga and your girl lets niggas squeeze her butt at work
Speaking of squeeze butts, you ever squeeze a bitch butt so hard one of your finger slightly get stuck in between her cheeks?
I wanna uppercut a moose.
Is it me or when you pass by a park of ppl playing basketball they hardly make any baskets?
I can't stand drinking something from a cup with a lot of ice in it and no straw...ice be getting in the way and shit, so you gotta find a way to get the drink without ice going in ur got damn mouth
I'm totally convinced if you are over 20 and you wear a denim vest with rips in it and snapback you're a big gay or a Paul Pierce fan, which is worse
WTF is the point of even wearing a vest with mad rips in it??, u already sleeveless..
I wanna intentionally headbutt someone in a fight.
Do you realize the amounts of G you have to have in your soul, to willfully headbutt a nigga in a fight?
I haven't been in a real physical fight in over 7 years...
I have slapped the living shit outta ppl during my 7 year fight hiatus so hard they don't wanna fight after the slap has impacted their lives...
I hate when chicks heels be all cut and bruised the fuck up from wearing shoes they not supposed to.
Why when Kanye West smiles it look like he about to growl and bite the shit outta you?
You ever have you dick rode so good by a bitch that you start clenching air?
I muthafucking hate bobble head dolls...every time I see one I wanna break the head off and throw it
So Justin Timberlake took a shot at Yeezy on SNL and Jay still rock with that nigga, what happened to all that "Run up on Yeezy the wrong way I Might Murk Ya" talk?
You ever see an ex from afar and you transform into the only Omarion floorglide out of their muthafucking vicinity before they can see you?
Paul Pierce is still the only homosexual I dislike, all the rest are cool.
New Tomb Raider just might be top 3 video game I ever played.
I wanna scoop slap the shit outta someone birthday cake off the table right when they about to blow out the candles
A British bird chest having ass nigga told me that "I should take fashion tips froma Brit" him while he was wearing a Bape X UNDFTD T shirt. Bape which is a Japenese Based Brand and UNDFTD which is an American Based Brand...if you could see the look on my face.
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