
Ayo, them niggas found
Kony yet?
You ever wonder why ppl in wheelchairs, kicks never stay VVVVVVVVNDS?
If you brag about locking down them pink foams, your bootyhole has been Zangiefed in the past
My homegirl asked her man that wanted those pink foams, if he was a faggot, Cuz she don't even wear pink
You ain't bout shit if you never been to jail
You ain't really live life until you randomly ask a bitch you been talking to for only 3 minutes, ”When we gon fuck?"
This old lady gonna tell me move I'm moving slow in the supermarket when there was clearly ppl in front of me blocking my way, I was 4 seconds from Omarion BET awards dance floating on that bitch B
If you own one of them bulls hats with the smoke blowing out the nose that says windy city, u a bitch ass nigga with no heart and ur cell phone is a slider
If your girl knows the words by heart to a papoose verse, she a hoe
If you never seen The Warriors, You aint a real nigga
The worst piece of shit clothing is a hoodie with no sleeves, that's like the number one deuschebag gear for street gang punks in movies who always get their shit rocked.
Females, if you got a gold tooth in your mouth please know you automatically default into the "you could get punched like a nigga" stage
If you ain't never blow air in your juice box so the juice could squirt up into your mouth (pause), you ain't a real nigga and your parents aint your real parents
You ain't really fuck a bitch good until she screaming then go silent for 4.2 seconds then start screaming again B
If your chick call you "Bae", she's poor.
If your girl get dogs in COD before you do, she a hoe
I'd rather have Stevie J coach the Lakers than D'Antoni
Is it me or don't the Weekend look like Fozzie Bear from the muppets
If I come over ur crib. Use ur bathroom and u ain't got Scott toilet paper, I'm wiping my ass with one of ur hanging hand towels and I'm a hang it back up nice and neat
If your girl enforces you to text her and ask if you can call her before you call..she a hoe and she getting liquor poured on her back while some nigga is beating it up
Nothing on this earth will give u an acceptable excuse or reason to wear pink foams
Nothing.
They ain't got no Kay Yow symbol, they ain't drop in October, nothing B
Never trust a bitch wearing patent leather boots
If your girl beat that remote control plane mission in GTA San Andreas on her first try she a hoe and she got bigger hands than you
I ever get beat up by anyone wearing pink foams... man, woman or alien. just cancel my subscription to mens health and life itself, my dude.
Like how u gonna explain that to your girl or the cops if you had to? "I don't know his name he was 5'6 and had on pink foams" ...MAN WHAT?!
Have a Happy Thanksgiving, you gluttonous mahfuckas
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