The following things are what I want for X-Mas & my Birthday, people always say "you're so hard to buy things for", "you got everything". No muthafucka, you're just too got damn lazy to use your mind and buy me some fly shit that might raise a nigga's eyebrow when he rip off the wrapping paper, you piece of shit fuck.
Always, wanna cop a nigga some fucking gift card, which is quite possibly the laziest fucking gift ever, you gonna get a gift card, then make me physically go out and get my own fucking gift...No, fuck you, fuck that gift card, and fuck that.
Unless it's a giftcard to ralphlauren.com...I'll take those.
This right chea be the shit I be wanting, in no specific order, there's expensive shit and cheap shit, make it fucking happen, or I'll fuck you till love me.
Tri-Sectional Staff = a real one, not no padded practice shit.
A Baby White Tiger = pre-trained and will fuck up anything moving within a 500 mile radius except me, my moms, or my fiancee when I say "Doo Doo Brown" outloud.
A Modded XBOX 360 + a spindle of 100 DVD-R's
A WD TV Live Media Player
A Scheduled fight between myself and Paul Pierce
BRED XI's sz 11 DS
Black Cement IV's sz 10.5 DS
Full wearable pair of White/Teal/Black Nike Air Unlimiteds sz 11 DS
Paris SB's DS sz 10.5 or 11
Entire DVD Set of Looney Tunes Cartoon Collection
Entire DVD Set of Tom And Jerry Cartoon Collection
A dope Yo-Yo, I'm nice as fuck with a yo yo, if you wanna swag me out, cop me a Phonton Spirit S
A pair of Mishka Trigger Finger BDU's
Kevin Hart Tickets
A Storm Trooper Helmet
Super Bored Varsity Jacket
A Real Life Freddy Krueger Glove
The New Ipod Touch
A 4 piece live Band that will follow me and play Conan The Barbarian's theme song when I leave my house
-Def