Wassssssuppppp, My Mannnnnnn
Fuck your dreams, this is reality nigga.
My Vacation and Birthday Weekend was fucking awesome, at this point in time I know your weekend wasn't better than mine, so I could give a fuck how yours was B.
You ever had Orange Juice so fucking tangy it make you squint your eyes, kinda hunch your back and tilt your head?
You ever want some good meat (Pause) go to Club A Steakhouse, Me and Wifey went, shit was insane.
I dead ass wanted to uppercut a cop horse this weekend
Ayo, why the fuck do restaurants give you soft ass room temperature bread and cold ass hard butter, that shit defeats the purpose.
You scoop some butter and try to spread on your bread by the time you done, bread is smushed or tore the fuck up, you dont even want that bitch no more
Real Talk, how we got dates for kicks in May but no got damn dates for them All Star Big Bang Kicks
I had the best sex ever this weekend
You ever get your dick rode so good, you forget about life?
Like your house could be burning the fuck down and a drive by shooting from guns the government got could be happening at the same time and not a single fuck is given because that shit feel so good?
Seriously, I need to ice my crotch yo, Wifey did a number on me
Man fuck those Red Foams yo, shit look like someone rubbed vaseline on them shits.
You a hoe ass hoe nigga, if I unfollow you on twitter by mistake and by the time I go back to follow you already unfollowed me
You ole sensitive, sniffling at the Notebook movie, you stole my girl, lace lined shirt wearing, drake lately ass nigga you
Nigga I could give 2 wild shits if you unfollow me, I don't get paid for the number of followers I have
You know watching some Comedy Movies from like 10 years ago, fucking suck...it's like the shit is so got damn outdated it's no longer as funny as when you seen it when it first dropped.
I hate Mark Ruffalo...I dunno why they made that nigga the Incredible Hulk in the new Avengers, I ever see him in person I'm stabbing him
You ever play fight with someone and feel the need to pull off some shit you saw in Wrestling, like a German Suplex or a Power Press Slam?
You ever had your dick rode so good, it feel like you just stuck your face out a window of a car going 93 mph?
Ain't nobody in they right mind wanna see the Star Wars Phantom Menace in 3D yo, seeing that shit once is fucking torture, so they want you to go back and see Jar Jar Binks in 3D now, eat a dick George Lucas
Speaking Of George Lucas, who the fuck said it was cool to play Dubstep during that trailer for Red Tails? nigga wasn't no electronic drum music out then in World War 2, you got damn idiot.
Chronicles will definitely be seen on Friday
You ever had your dick rode so good you involuntarily start praying?
I wanna throat karate chop someone when they just about to cross the street and they look left or right
I need those Kobe Big Bang's like yesterday
There is no reason for one male to smile when he sees his male friend walking up to him, I dont give a fuck how cordial a person is.
I have never smiled when I seen my boy walking up the block towards me to go cop some kicks, fuck I look like doing that?
My hair curly as all fucks right now, bout to do the Victor Cruz salsa dance in a minute
Why is it so hard for a sneakerhead to find great dress shoes, like we could have the flyest kicks, soon as we put on some dress shoes, them shits look doofy as fuck
You know you fucking your girl right, when you got her pinned down to the bed and she tries to headbutt you on purpose.
I've always wanted to do a precisely timed roundhouse kick to a dolphin as it jumps out the water.
So Expendables 2 will be rated PG-13 because Chuck Norris doesn't want any cursing in it, that nigga a Hoe.
I wanna beam a Rubix Cube at someone's right orbital bone
You dudes gotta stop saying "My Body is Ready" for shit yall anticipating, that shit sounds so extremely fucking bruno...say that shit outloud, there's no straight male on earth that doesn't feel slightly doo doo dungeon intrudish saying that.
I hate guys with small feet who actually wear women's sneakers.
You ever had your dick rode so good, you do the Sho Nuff "Who's the master" pose?
I am Def and I Thank You for your continued support!