Random Rambo. 53

Once again it's on!

First Off, RIP Chris Lighty

RIP Paul Pierce

So, I go to Dunking Donuts to get my Caramel Mocha Ice Coffee wave waving, I hand the bitch at the register a $20 she gon look at me like I handed her a gold bar or some rupies, gon hold it in the air and ask if I have anything smaller? Bitch, I got a small left jab that'll send your ass flying into them shelves of donuts behind you, how bout that?

That Mahfucking Dunkin Donuts is 24 hours too, how the fuck you gon have trouble breaking a $20, did you not stay open making money for the past 15 years continously?!??!

Ayo, if you a female and you got on the tightest pants in slutty pants history and your ass still look flat in them shits, bitch stay home. Don't even leave your room, lay on your got damn bed with your stomach facing the ceiling, so no one has to see that skateboard booty of yours

I hate black woman toes.

It's like they get corns or friction burns on their shit and it heals, the shit look like it was COD flamethrowed and shit, pinky toe looking like a dark chocolate raisinet and shit

If you lined up for them Crimson Foams, you a bitch and you take after your mother

Sleeping Dogs is the shit

I wanna knock out a Kangaroo, I heard they be throwing punches and shit

If your girl wears a thong and the piece between her cheeks don't disappear for at least 2 inches, dump that bitch

Stop gassing these instagram hoes up...they have low self esteem, ain't no bitch with high self esteem gotta post 5 and 6 pictures of themselves waiting for you thirsty niggas to comment on

Im pretty sure they don't have a man either, I know for a got damn fact my bitch ain't gon be posting 5 and 6 titty and ass pics of herself on no got damn social network, I'll fly her head something serious

I wanna break a plate over a Ostrich's head

If I used one of your pics or something from you without shouting you out, please just comment under the post, I be forgetting shit

If your girl has never offered to buy you some kicks, dump that bitch

You ever have a girl sit on your dick and pop that pussy up and down so nice on it, you be scared to touch her ass or slap it.

You ever try to slap a chick ass while you beating from the back and you miss the slap?

If your girl don't ever carry a purse, dump that bitch

WTF is up with niggas on twitter trying to throw themselves in on hookups u trying to lock down with someone else?

So I catch this bitch at work trying to talk wild, she gonna ask me if I'm in a relationship? I said yes I am, she's gon talk out the side of her mouth and say, "But you're not in a relationship here at work...and smile" ...I was about to tell her, Your man at home don't beat you right? but I can beat your ass here at work"

I'm still icey in the trap.

If your girl can't score at least 10 points in a co-play game of NBA 2K with you, dump that bitch

Nigga's hyped off them Ewings like you didn't get mushed in the face for coming to school in them shits, them shits is equivalent to Protege's and Starbury's, nigga and if you had the lil basketball hanging on your shits, you got clowned on hard

I wanna go to a gun range.

You know you fucking a bitch good when she in her everyday normal life doesn't curse, but while you smashing she curse more than a Quentin Taratino movie

Everybody and they mama doing sneaker vids now and they suck. if you wasn't doing this shit say 2010 back...just stop

These chicks doing sneaker vids, man if you getting more props for how you look than for the kicks you doing vids on, just hoe yourself out.

If your bitch does better sneaker vids than you, dump that bitch.

Nigga if you smile during your sneaker vids, you a faggot.

The next nigga I see rocking Jeremy Scott animal shoes, I'm a step in some fresh dog shit and roundhouse kick the shit out the back of their head

I wish I could have Bullet Time in real life.

When I was in grade school, I'd use to erase shit off the blackboard when the teacher wasn't looking

You ain't experience life until you had a bad bitch sleep in your bed butt ass naked with no covers on for the entire night after sex.

I wanna tackle a monkey as it's jumping mid air to another tree.

If your girl's skin is ever ashy at any time in your relationship, dump that bitch

There is no reason ever in the existence of life, that a female should be ashy, I don't give a fuck if that hoe been locked away in a shit cellar for 33 years.

If you a dude over 18 and still rocking a Jansport backpack you need your ass beat by Tong Po from the movie Kickboxer and then dumped by your bitch of a girlfriend

Thank You from the bottom of my heart for your continued support of me, my mind and my site, I know I have been slacking lately, I know on twitter I keep you guys laughing and updated, I said I was gonna post on Friday earlier in the week and the amount of anticipation I've received in my mentions is overwhelming, I no longer blog for me, I blog for you...giving you entertainment is my enjoyment.

MS I know you love these Random Rambo's, I want you to know I love you with every increment of me, I live for you, I work for you, I breathe for you, I thank you from the depths of my soul for giving ME back to me, for allowing me to trust a female, for taking that chip off my shoulder, and for loving me at levels that nearly replicates that of my very own Mother. Let's conquer the world.

I Am Def, Salute to those who rock with me, Salute to those who don't, I do not give a fuck what you think of me, but to know you are at least thinking of me, means I'm doing some pretty dope shit

-Def