Random Rambo . 52

I'm Back, Fucka!

Ayo, you ain't bout shit if you get beat up by a nigga wearing roller blades.

Ladies, if your weave is horrible looking, you automatically have wack pussy.

The Boldest fuckboys be up on Black Ops man, these lil niggas be real loose with they lip, that imaginary gun be having y'all turnt up huh?, keep fucking around with a street nigga B, I'll red ring of death your fucking life

I wanna elbow drop a jackal, I don't like the look on them niggas faces.

Somebody told me on Youtube I wouldn't be relevant if I stopped doing Sneaker Reviews.

Tell that to the 300,000 hits I received since I stop doing them.

Speaking of Sneaker Reviews, if y'all niggas don't have no new kicks to review, don't do no new videos.

Nobody give a fuck about your opinion on the state of the game, you cleaning your sneaker room, updates on your life, none of that bullshit.

I've always wanted to break a bottle over someone's head when they ain't looking.

Fuck Ryan Lochte.

Y'all niggas getting real comfortable rocking them Cancer KD IV's, next nigga I see rocking them shits, I'm a slap magic out your face B

Iphone ain't bout shit, I deadass called my fiancee BANE instead of BABE

You a bum if you wear pradas

I hate clowns, I'm not scared of them, I just think they're worthless.

They always wanna entertain a nigga, even when you not in the got damn mood, you could be chilling at your lil nephews birthday party on your phone texting and shit, here come this colorful ass nigga trying to do some foo foo shit in front of you, like there ain't a buncha fucking kids running around.

Next clown that come round me, I'm elbow swipe they fucking face until all they make up is gone

Ayo, You ain't bout shit, if you get your ass beat up by a nigga who drinks from a dixie cup with a straw

Real Talk, I need them BRED IV, XI, and them Infrared Hyperfuse, fuck you I know I said I retired.

Why do niggas shake a bag a chips every time they go to pull one out?, shaking it won't make the fucking chip u grabbing taste any better u idiot.

I don't trust no bitch that wears glasses during sex.

The best feeling ever is when someone is mad and they throw some shit at you that's theirs, but they miss and it breaks

Well except one time, my Moms threw the remote at me and missed, that shit shattered, but she deadass made me go to the cable service place to get a new one.

Ayo, You ain't bout shit if you get beat up by a nigga wearing Prada's

My moms threw a bottle of Windex at me one time cause I did some dumb shit in school, that shit stained my Jordan Home Jersey, then she made me go to the store to buy a new bottle, I went to go change my clothes and she said "No, go like that", here go my ass outside smelling like a clean window

You ever get your dick sucked or pussy ate so good, you go blind for 8.3 seconds?

WTF is up with niggas mailing out sneakers and not double boxing shit? Niggas dead ass writing your address on top of the box and sticking delivery confirmation labels over the nike logo.

I wanna slap the shit outta John Locke from Lost.

Ayo, You ain't bout shit if you get your ass beat up by Paul Pierce

Deadlight is a dope video game, check it out on XBL

Speaking of Xbox Live, next time you on and some lil kid is playing, when you hear their mom in the back talking, scream out "Ayo, she be sucking dick!!!?!??"

I can't stand niggas who come to play basketball, lotion they whole body, then wanna play with they shirt off, can't even guard that nigga, feel like you guarding a big ass piece of Fried Chicken

Thank You for helping me break 3,000,000 hits, even when I wasn't posting, I really appreciate the support and dedication you have for me and my site.

-Def