..Ay my man, there's these things right, they usually come about 30 or more inseam, in various colors, various materials, been around for ages, they are called "Pants", you stupid muthafucka..
..Why the fuck don't you just wear jeans, bitch?..
..Nigga, shorts is damn near dragging on the ground..
..AND this nigga got on carpenter denim baggy shorts..
..I know for a got damn fact, you not getting no pussy..
..Nigga walking around on his Doug wave, shorts bigger than his entire body ass nigga..
P.S. Shouts to @LickMySoles