Random Rambo 51

Guess Who's Back.

Who cares if Frank Ocean is Bi-Sexual, that shit won't make me stop singing the "Church in the Wild" hook when it comes on.

Oh, but best believe as soon as that nigga say some off the wall fruitfuck shit, a nigga will hit that skip button fast as all types of fuck

Who the fuck thought it was cool to put patent leather on a fitted?

Dont trust a bitch if she drinking juice from a juice box...

She got kids & she poor, there's no good excuse for a bitch to be stealing her own kids juicy juice out the fridge B

I wanna go to a club and straight up 1950's sock hop dance a bitch outta nowhere, just start tossing that chick around between my legs and shit while she in the middle of sipping her cosmo

I hate chicks who wear sketcher shape ups

Dont trust a bitch who wears socks during sex

Why do muthafuckas use speakerphones in public?

Swear next person who does that shit around me, I'm a slap the fucking phone out their hands and beat the shit out that person while the person on the phone listens helplessly

I've wanna crack a 40 oz bottle of beer over a panda bears head

Actually pandas are pretty cool, it's Koala bears I can't stand them niggas don't do shit but eat and hang onto shit, Freeloading ass animals

Don't trust a bitch who walk right in front the got damn TV while you playing a Video Game without doing the 3 second stand still on the side waiting for you to pause move

You know what I hate? When u watching a porn and the camera is fixated on that ass bouncing up and down and the got damn camera man switches to the nigga face the chick is fucking

And it's not for a split second, it be like for a good 6-9 seconds...the muthafucking awkwardness that overwhelms you is unspeakable

Got your shit in ur hand and here go this nigga face on the screen, grunting

If you jerking off to a porn and u about to bust and say the camera switches real quick to the man's face and the nut still comes out, you a jungle gym one arm robo swinging faggot son

Don't trust a bitch who don't know one Tribe Called Quest song

I hate parents that let their kids go to school with big ass bookbags, kids over there looking like they walking up a hill when they standing still

Like wtf be in their bookbags? You know your kids not getting no ass in the future from present classmates if they see their bookbag full of shit

When I went to school it was all about who could take the least shit with them possible, if I could get away with bringing 1 piece of looseleaf paper and a pen I was swaggin it out

Wtf at ppl putting watches over the cuff of their long sleeve shirt?

Don't trust a bitch if she taking mirror pics with her iPad

If ur kids pick color pencils over markers something is wrong with them muthafuckas

Why niggas be lining up for sneakers dressed like they going to the club?

I hate braids

U ever fuck a chick who doesn't moan? That's gotta be the most unsettling shit ever...

You start thinking all types of shit...Is this bitch alive? Is this bitch a hoe? Is this bitch a bitch? (if a bitch don't moan during sex she could be a dude) Is my dick too small? Is her parents home? (even when u in ur own got damn house) When does Sin City 2 Drop?

I wanna running kick the shit out of a motorized wheelchair....human or no human inside of it...I just want it to fall over

Hey gang member, throwing up ur set right before we fight ain't no fucking power potion upgrade move, nigga this ain't Skyrim & I ain't took no arrow to my got damn knee.. so best believe I'll whoop ur ass, bruh

Summer ain't even half way done and I'm already sick of u bitches wearing sandals

Who the fuck gave authorization that it's ok for kids to use them bookbags with wheels that they can pull to school?

Got damn kid just going to school, u got the lil nigga looking like he going on a 75 day expedition around the world

You will never catch me in a hot air balloon, I have no trust in them shits

You ever smash a chick and she start screaming so loud you can't help but kinda laugh but you can't laugh loud cuz u don't wanna fuck up the mood?

I wish they still made large boxes of eggo cereal

I wanna jump off a roof onto a horses back successfully while its running pass me

Oh so cause I say instagram is wack 5 months ago and I start using it, I'm committing murder right? like a nigga cant have his mind changed?

Like you ain't never said a bitch was wack during the winter and then when summer comes and she got on some tight shorts and a nice top, you dont wanna smash.

You don't own a website just cause you own a domain name and the shit leads to tumblr, that shit dont really count B.

Real Talk, thank you so much for your continued support, it is truly appreciated, I know I been kinda slacking on the site, but a nigga been busy, I so appreciate you all still coming everyday to peep if anything new is posted...I'm about 100,000 hits from 3,000,000 and none of that would be possible without y'all

-Def