Random Rambo.49.5

Ayo Fuck The Zoo, keeping all the animals I wanna slap the monkey shit out of contained

Them Lebron sliders are true to their name, cause them shits slide right the fuck off my foot B

You know you got a bad bitch if you're the first person she ever gives head to, goes all out and doesn't knick ur shit with her teeth even once.

Seriously, who gives a fuck if Gay people want to get married, let them live yo

There's only one gay person I dislike and that's Paul Pierce

You ever be beating the pussy up so good you get a leg cramp and you just gotta stop, cause if you keep fucking shorty gon think u a retard?

So I'm a pretty avid drinker now, I had about 11 shots of various shit and a beer at a bar last week and didnt even scuff my galaxy foams

Real Talk, I wanna master a Yo-Yo, you know how many bohemian type bitches you can pull, if you know at least 5 tricks with a Yo-Yo?

Son Avengers was uncanny piff, I saw that shit twice in the theaters, Iron Man and Hulk made that movie the business

Max Payne 3 dropped...I havent played it yet, but I been hearing a lot of people saying its kinda boo boo

I wanna beam a football at a grizzly bears face

I don't even know how I'm gonna top myself with doing a Random Rambo 50.

Who the fuck makes a sliding closet door, the door to a bathroom??, the W hotel was fucking tripping with that shit, you can't even take a mean shit in there, cause the door dont fully close and whoever you staying with can basically hear your poop drop in the water

Then the got damn shower had like 0.2% water pressure, shit felt like someone was spitting on me, the got damn water didn't even reach the back of the tub

You can't even get a quickie popping in that shower, whoever in the back gon be dry and cold as fuck, cause the water only reach mid tub

I really wish Apple would make Iphones with replaceable batteries.

Tumblr needs a NSFW button at the top of the dashboard, I'm here scrolling and a got damn pair of Double D titties just pop up on my screen with no warning

I ever see a dick pop up on my shit, I'm hunting the poster down and whooping their ass, then Im posting the vid on Tumblr

There's nothing wrong with being bi-sexual, but when you wear #34 and play for the Celtics, you're crossing the fucking line B

So I'm hearing Diablo 3 takes 5 hours to beat on Normal Mode, I dont understand how you take 12 got damn years to bring out a game and it takes me only 5 hours to beat it.

I've always wanted to tackle the fuck out of a fully dressed mannequin in a crowded store

You ever grip ur girl ass so hard, one of ur fingers almost go in her butt by accident?

WTF is this corny ass fad with colorful pocket tee's?

I hate blue ink pens, whenever I write with one, I feel like I lose self-esteem for the duration of its use or some shit

The most bitchass toy in the entire world is a slinky.

I will never ever buy my future children a slinky, True Story as I child I asked my my mom for one, and she said "No, that shit is corny"

How the fuck do you rock tight jeans and the shit is loose all in the ass area, something is wrong, mahfucking back of your pants looking like a wet mousepad

These Nike Socks gotta fucking go man, them shits are fucking ugly, then you got resellers selling them shits for $125

I haven't looked at a sneaker blog in over 2 months, not that I ever really fucking needed to anyway.

I had the shittiest fucking waffles this morning, it tasted like I was eating a nike shoe insert

You know what I hate, them fucks on twitter who do the whole "if you camped for 12 hours and made so and so profit on this shoe, u made 9.05 an hour, good job", mannnnnnn stfu with that bullshit, if a nigga dont have a job and took his bum ass to a line and camped and made a profit, the fuck is there to hate about.

I dont trust any bitch that don't have a touch screen phone

My spanish niggas gotta chill, y'all be coming to the club in jeans, a button up, and soccer cleats.

Most Rich musical artists aren't sneakerheads, they just have the funds to buy what the fuck they want, stop looking up to these idiots.

Thank You for your continued support of me, It is trully appreciated, I got over 45,000 hits while I was away on vacation, thats true love right there.

-Def