Random Rambo 49

Fuel band full of shit, I did the cooking dance for 5 minutes and reached my daily goal

WTF was Wale thinking letting Mase hop in the booth for that Slight Work Remix?

That nigga had no types of chill in his body for letting that fuckness occur B.

I've always wanted to punch the living shit outta that dude who sang that "Time of my life" song from Dirty Dancing

Shit annoyed me when he said "listen baby", nigga swore he had so much swag

Chicks need to chill trying to talk to a nigga with the ill mustache, just cause its dark outside don't mean I can't see you Zorro

Swear Karl Malone had the shittiest dunks ever

Y'all chick's need to fucking chill taken ass shots when your ass look like shoulder blades

You ever use tissue, blow your nose and blow a hole right through the got damn tissue?!!

Then you got snot on ya got damn hands, wtf was the purpose of using proper etiquette? Might as well just use my got damn bare hands to sneeze in

Why you chick's never satisfied? Talking bout he coulda opened the car door for me, bitch the nigga opened it for you to get in, the fuck?

Lil kids in the project satisfied with a mattress to jump and do flips on, chicks always got some shit to say when all we need is for to jump on our mattress and flip that ass over, hoe

Ayo muthafuck that Tupac hologram Nigga!!!!

Fuck that and fuck any of you simple meek minded Muhfuckas that was mystified by that stupid shit

Niggas need to hologram Bruce Lee to come and kick the brain juice out ya fucking skull

U chick's see a nigga is engaged and still wanna holla at a nigga, but when a nigga cheat on y'all we the scum of the got damn earth right? Y'all the reason why the world fucked up now

Yo I hate when niggas use a yellow crayon and get the tip of it fucked up cuz they drawn too close to a dark color

And has anyone successfully ever used the white crayon? that's gotta be the most pointless fucking crayon ever

Mountain Dew white out is the shit, I wish tap water tasted like it, nigga my water bill would skyrocket

These new niggas still licking the bottom of their shoes man

I hate new niggas, new niggas is niggas who ain't realize the shit they doing is considered dumb as fuck to everybody

I need to go see my moms, lil kids moms on Private Practice died In his arm while he laid on top of her in the hospital bed & that shit hit my soul on some u slacking on seeing ur moms type shit

Ay why the fuck would u put a gate around your house that only goes up to my balls? I could Lift my leg up and over that shit without blinking, fuck is you protecting the ground?

I get a fence that shit gon be 15 feet high made out of electrical adamantanium with midget snipers at every corner

Hey bitch, if your ass flatter than a touch screen, do not take ass pics, trying to arch your back extreme as fuck, putting wild stress on your spine to make it seem like u got ass

You dudes need to stop starting shit with a nigga like me who ain't had a real fight in a few years, y'all get brave and y'all make us wanna see if we still got it, we get super amped and then y'all wanna get quiet

The heat you own that's NOT IN YOUR SIZE, don't count when you showing off your collection, B.

So me and Wifey agreed that our Siberian Husky that we're getting is gonna be called "Megatron", she wanted Mimi, but I can't walk no dog in the park screaming "Mimi, come here"

I wanna fight a polar bear with my bare hands

Y'all some sucka ass niggas if you let your girl see "Think like a man", ur bitch see that and come back acting like Beyonce before Jay locked it down

My Wifey see "Think like a man", she gon get beat like a man.

I told her straight up she not allowed to see that shit...You think I'm playing huh?

-Def