Random Rambo.47

Sup Fucka.

So I'm on twitter and I see a pic as I'm scrolling, it's somebody holding a big ass piece of DooDoo in their hand.

Like what inspires a nigga to drop a shit missile in the toilet, get up, put his hand in the toilet, grab the shit, hold it up, and then take a pic of it?

You really gotta be on some outlandish doctrine to muster the thought patterns that lead up to that, B

You ever wanna rock someone Jaw so hard, once the punch lands it looks like the person is shaking their head "No" 5 times?

"Rock your jaw" is a term for landing the most hellraising punch known to man on someone's jawline

I feel bad for my girl, cause the next time we smash, I'm drilling her yum yum so hard by the time I'm done, all you gonna see is her feet wiggling out of a torn mattress

Someone offered my nigga Corgishoe $250 for a 00' pair of DS Space Jams...then got mad when he said no.

Nigga you can't even find a pair of 09 space jams for that price the DAY AFTER THEY DROPPED.

I need them South Beach Elite 9's yo.

Nigga how in the fuck do you cheat at Connect Four?

Somebody blamed my lil godbrother for cheating on a game on Connect Four, nigga the only way someone could cheat on you in Connect Four is if you blind and deaf, ain't no way in fucking hell, someone can slip two chips in without you knowing if you was sitting there the entire got damn time

For every 50 people that relate to me, there's 2 that'll hate me.

Can I ask y'all a serious question? Why are you on my site daily if you don't like me? Like wtf is your purpose of typing in my site addy to come and pop off at me.

That's like going to work everyday and not getting paid.

I wanna throw a $1 sweet tea from McDonalds at a cat's face.

I will never own a cat as a pet, that's the most boring fucking house pet ever, them motherfuckers are not cool to play with, they don't even play fetch, the only shit they are good for is when u wiggle a red pointer beam around and they try to catch it.

Wait, actually this is the coolest cat I know.



That cat G is fuck to slap a hat off a baby kitten yo

I hate phones with a cord.

That Total Recall 2012 movie looks kinda dope yo

I'm working on the schematics of the I am Def t shirt shit, shits more than I expected with all your interest, trying to work something out with my people

Nicki Minaj is so fucking wack man, I'd rather dance butt naked in a phonebooth full of barbwire than listen to her rap yo.

Why the fuck does Drake dress like he's about to paint a room when he performs live in concert? all this nigga wears is a black tank top and black jeans. I think that nigga performs barefoot to

Hey Bitch, why the fuck would you buy flowers for a man?, I don't give a shit if I'm sick, hoe do not bring no fucking flowers...bring me a video game or some shit, even though I can't play it, I know once I get out that fucking bed, I'm a be home playing it

What is the fucking purpose of Mentos? That's the shittiest fucking candy ever, I'd rather eat old gum from under a table than that shit

If you fuck a bitch and she don't lay there like she just got shot for at least 1 to 2 minutes after you pull out, you a faggot.

Click my ads, if I made you laugh today, if not I'm slap your girl ass so hard she gonna look like she walking on her tippy toes for the rest of her life.

Next person I see with a Jansport backpack, I'm beating them to death with a laser printer ink cartridge.

I wanna tackle a giraffe to the ground, I've never seen a giraffe not on all fours.

Camo Cargo's go with everything, Camo pants don't.

Don't question me bitch.

I think gold teeth grills adds like 18% more strength to your punching power.

Got damn, I'm a feel sorry for my girl next time we fuck.

I'm a fuck her so hard against the wall, we gonna break through and leave a body outline like them cartoons.

Real Talk, I appreciate your support of me and my mind, I know I aint bout shit, but at least y'all laugh with me and find humor and also take the time out of your time to give me props, which is so humbling, without you and your support, I'm pretty fucking sure I'd a stopped posting a long time ago, Y'all are my fuel, and nigga I'm always on F, lets get it.

Oh yeah No Bruno, not sure if that always on F metaphor is pausable or not.

I am Def and I am not normal.

-Def