Random Rambo.46

Damn I ain't done one of these in a minute

Y'all niggas gotta chill telling me to do a Random Rambo, nigga it wouldn't be Random now would it??, shit would be a Forced Rambo or some shit

If your bitch don't get jealous over dumb shit u do pertaining to other females, she fucking some other nigga

Ayo you chicks need to chill, it ain't quite that hot yet, y'all rocking these tight ass tee's and your gut jiggling more than your tits

Speaking of Chill, fuck is up with Spartacus and these fuckboy bruno ass scenes yo?

Like you gotta hit the Chill button or let a nigga know "hey some highly fructose containing bruno fuckboy scene is about to pop off, go get a drink or something"

I'll be in Cali real soon.

Y'all some real hating ass niggas B, some nigga told me, "he wouldn't believe the Galaxy's were mine until I did a vid", WTF?

Which one of you dumbfucks paid over $300 for them Electrolime Foams?

You ever fuck a chick so hard you don't even realize you've came already?

Who the fuck said it's cool to wear two different sneakers now?

Like y'all niggas got a pass wearing the same shoe in two different colors, but how the fuck you feel content with leaving ur house with one Bron 8 low on one foot and a got damn Yeezy 1 on the other?

Why in the world of dumbshit did the Jets want Tebow?

You just gon get 1 shitty quarterback to back up another shitty quarterback, that's basically Sanchez subbing for Sanchez

Fuck Jay-z for wearing those Son of Mars

Nigga my entire body stay Icey in the trap

I wanna double pump kick a Hyena, I hate them shits, that's the most confused looking animal I ever seen, them shits don't deserve to exist

I need them Yeezy 2's though

I need some more Tats

Why do people feel like they know everything about you?

Nigga, just cause the shit that happens to me, you never see possibly happening in your life, that don't mean I'm bullshitting bout mine fucka

This chick at work, gonna tell me, "You should take me out for drinks".

Bitch, you should get the fuck out my face and take your thirsty ass to the water fountain

Wifey had me watch Discovery channel the other night, thought the shit was gonna be boring, but that shit was type crack

Does anyone faithfully use "Bing"?

That shit is the most worthless search engine I've ever seen, the only nigga who has Bing.Com as their Browser Homepage is Drake.

3/20/12 = first day of Spring & last day of Cuffin season

Notice alot of you hoes is crying bout your man broke up with you, bitch don't u see it's getting hot outside?

This nigga Jay-Z getting old, how many got damn times you gon fuck up "Nigga What, Nigga Who"?

If your chick makes you mad to the point you wanna slap an episode of Oprah out her lip, just wait till the make up sex session and slap the shit outta her ass so hard that it fucks up your pumping rhythm

The word Rhythm annoys me, say that shit outloud and tell me you don't feel some kinda awkward

Them Stealth X's are wild trash, the only way you niggas can pull those off are to rock shorts, don't wear socks and don't apply lotion to legs that day

This isn't being Lucky, this is working hard to obtain Luxuries.

So a nigga say he selling some kicks for $300 shipped, you gonna reply "I got $225" Oh yeahhhhh!?!?..Nigga so?!! I got a box of 6 pop tarts in my kitchen cabinet, that don't mean I'm a get some Yeezy 3s for it, ya dickface

I'm still laughing at the nigga who called jean cuffs, "Turn Ups".

Pick Up Line of the Day: Fuck me If I'm wrong, but is your name ShamBeeka?

You girls is dumb, complaining to me bout the club, I mean The club is not my thing, but I don't understand how a group of bitches go to the club together to stand in a circle and dance with each other, y'all dressed like Hookers at the point, a Nigga come over and try to dance and y'all like No...Nigga What?

Talking bout you didn't wanna be bothered, then what in the amazing fuck is you doing in a confined space with lights swirling around, music blasting at level 10, with an abundance of thirsty niggas looking to fuck??

Bitch stay the fuck home, ain't none of that bothersome shit happening in your hoe ass room

I be trolling the fuck out at the club anyway...I be snatching niggas drinks and pouring it on the ground and putting it back real fast, ordering mad drinks at the bar and leave before the bartender is done making em

I wanna dragon swipe kick a Dalmation, thats the most punk ass fucking dog, have you ever seen a Dalmation bark?...me neither and I'm talking bout the regular on the street dalmations, not them fireman trained ones, you technical mahfuckas

You niggas is super bruno if you use instagram, applying filters and shit to your got damn pictures, fuck is wrong with y'all..that shit is for females B

I'm outs, Thank you for all your support, everything is trully appreciated

Over 2 Million hits, lets go for 2 Million More.

-Def