#1 Two Razors For Dual-Weild Action
..They have to be dirty and have a rubber grip for precise swinging action..
..The reason why they need to be dirty is when pulled out, ppl are more reluctant to mess with anyone with dirty rusty like razors as opposed to a clean one..
..This visual certainly gives off the effect that these blades were indeed used before and can easily be used again..
#2 Full Tactical Police Bulletproof Vest
..For obvious reasons, the torso contains the most vital organs of the body..
..This needs to be protected at all times, preferably when sneakers are in hand upon departure of sneaker store..
..You can get shot, clutch your sneakers with all your might, fall down, and still get back up within seconds..
..This can also be used as extra layer against the frigid temperatures of February
#3 Tactical Research U.S. Army Uniform Boots
..Great for running..
..Also great for stomping the immediate shit out of anyone trying to cut the line..
..These provide great concealment for the aforementioned Razors, slide them in and out (no bruno), for quick wielding..
..The high cut boot also will keep your feet dry from the puddles of blood the razors will release from said victims who try something funny..
#4 An Ice Grill
..The longer you can keep said Ice Grill, the better..
..No one will mess with someone with an 10 hour Ice Grill on, anybody with that look on their face for longer than a hour, is deemed unfuckwithable..
..If you don't know how to make an Ice Grill, just repeatedly make the face like you're trying to take a big ass shit and keep that on, have the razors out in hand with this face on for maximum "I'm getting these foams" effect..
#5 Ninja Caltrops
..Sprinkle these badboys around you as a barrier..
..Anyone trying to cut you or step to you on some fuckboy shit will immediately catch the effects of a Caltrop spike to the foot..
..Poison the tips of the Caltrops, for that "teach them a lesson" point..
..Not only will it fuck up the kicks they are wearing, but they possibly wont be able to wear kicks again due to the poison and possible amputation of the limb..
..You will be glorified for anyone who has ever been robbed for their sneakers for your actions..