Random Rambo.45

Nihongo, Watashi No Nigga!!

Hey you weak fucks keep giving up hope on them galaxy foams it'll just make it easier for me to get a pair.

You niggas stop asking me where I'm camping and what time, so you can beat me to it, you aint slick.

Nike some smart fucks, gon release all these got damn shoes just in time for niggas tax returns and us niggas is gonna be spending 80% of our returns on shoes

Can't even rely on your spots no more, fuck a reseller, the managers of the stores are reselling to the reseller now.

So I now officially own a Iphone, Ipod Touch and a Ipad, I've totally joined the darkside now

Tingly, is a word no straight man should ever fucking say

No straight man with children or not, should ever participate in a video game of "Just Dance"

Nor will my son ever be allowed to play that game, if I catch him playing that shit, I'll will shaq smack the shit outta him so hard he'll hit the wall and stay up against it for at least 3 seconds before dropping to the floor.

No bitch, I don't wanna be your Valentines

You sidechicks will face reality today, when your "boo" ignore your calls and you don't get shit today.

You chicks dead ass sending flowers to dudes at work??!, y'all deserve a buck 50 across the face

Listen, SHOES, CLOTHES, or ELECTRONICS, bitch...nothing else

You ever just wanna clotheline the shit out of a Zebra?

So Kanye West won 4 grammy's on Sunday, now he has 18 tying with Michael Jackson

I hate people who walk on a sidewalk texting while its busy and just decide to fucking stop mid walk to text.

It's like stopping to text that next text will add some fucking importance to the words they're typing.

But Yo, it's gonna rain and snow for 3 days leading to the Galaxy Foam Drop Date.

Sneakernews is fucking trash

Having "heat" doesn't define a sneakerhead, it's being able to thoroughly and easily define that "heat", that does

Boisterous, is a word no straight man should ever fucking say

I hate when people touch my hair, talking bout "oh u have nice hair".

Yeah it looks nice cause its untouched and looking right, you just gon stick your hoe ass fingers through my shit, like you my girl

I have never lost a game of Monopoly

So during this NFL post season I bet and won $300 and a pair of Red Foamposites

Jolly, is a word no straight man should ever fucking say

Almost at 2,000,000 Hits.

This Jeremy Lin bullshit is getting outta hand, the nigga nice, but y'all acting like he broke Jordans ankles 5 times in a row and dunked on Wilt Chamberlain 10 times in one game

My girl may potentially have the best pussy I've ever encountered.

I want a rocket pack, like that nigga CJ had in  GTA: San Andreas, I wanna fly and occasionally get low enough to rocket kick mahfuckas heads off

My wrists stay icey in the mahfucking trap!!!!!!!!

My cousin claimed he didn't know you could leave a camp line if you're camping with someone to get some food and come back, I confirmed it was ok, the nigga then asked me "but if you go alone, you can't right?"

Nigga What?!

Gregariously, is a word no straight man should ever fucking say

You ever fuck a bitch from the back while standing up so hard you just try to unleash a backshot so incredibly hard that you lift her off her feet for a few seconds?

Help me understand this fuckness, why do ppl come on this site 3 and 4 times a day daily, if they dislike me?

You don't see me going to someone's page or anything they're involved with if I dont like them right?, Nigga I could give a midget fuck about what the fuck is going on in a person's life that I don't like..they can eat a tremendous dick

But yo, I'll be in Cali in the Spring.

I want some Triton Headphones for my xbox, so I can even kill mahfuckas better in COD.

Why do you dumb fucks, feel the need to correct me on saying "Got Damn", like I just always thought the man upstairs name is "Got", you GOT-Ta be the most dim witted, inhumane minded, ignoramus assed ass nigga (yeah, I said assed ass nigga) to actually think I don't know how it's said, I say "Got Damn" as a substitute to not say his name in vain.

I wanna slap a 1987 back issue of Nintendo Power outta Skip Bayless, that nigga gets on my nerves.

I Am Def, and I so appreciate your support.

-Def