Wassssssuppppp, My Mannnnnnn
Fuck your dreams, this is reality nigga.
My Vacation and Birthday Weekend was fucking awesome, at this point in time I know your weekend wasn't better than mine, so I could give a fuck how yours was B.
You ever had Orange Juice so fucking tangy it make you squint your eyes, kinda hunch your back and tilt your head?
You ever want some good meat (Pause) go to Club A Steakhouse, Me and Wifey went, shit was insane.
I dead ass wanted to uppercut a cop horse this weekend
Ayo, why the fuck do restaurants give you soft ass room temperature bread and cold ass hard butter, that shit defeats the purpose.
You scoop some butter and try to spread on your bread by the time you done, bread is smushed or tore the fuck up, you dont even want that bitch no more
Real Talk, how we got dates for kicks in May but no got damn dates for them All Star Big Bang Kicks
I had the best sex ever this weekend
You ever get your dick rode so good, you forget about life?
Like your house could be burning the fuck down and a drive by shooting from guns the government got could be happening at the same time and not a single fuck is given because that shit feel so good?
Seriously, I need to ice my crotch yo, Wifey did a number on me
Man fuck those Red Foams yo, shit look like someone rubbed vaseline on them shits.
You a hoe ass hoe nigga, if I unfollow you on twitter by mistake and by the time I go back to follow you already unfollowed me
You ole sensitive, sniffling at the Notebook movie, you stole my girl, lace lined shirt wearing, drake lately ass nigga you
Nigga I could give 2 wild shits if you unfollow me, I don't get paid for the number of followers I have
You know watching some Comedy Movies from like 10 years ago, fucking suck...it's like the shit is so got damn outdated it's no longer as funny as when you seen it when it first dropped.
I hate Mark Ruffalo...I dunno why they made that nigga the Incredible Hulk in the new Avengers, I ever see him in person I'm stabbing him
You ever play fight with someone and feel the need to pull off some shit you saw in Wrestling, like a German Suplex or a Power Press Slam?
You ever had your dick rode so good, it feel like you just stuck your face out a window of a car going 93 mph?
Ain't nobody in they right mind wanna see the Star Wars Phantom Menace in 3D yo, seeing that shit once is fucking torture, so they want you to go back and see Jar Jar Binks in 3D now, eat a dick George Lucas
Speaking Of George Lucas, who the fuck said it was cool to play Dubstep during that trailer for Red Tails? nigga wasn't no electronic drum music out then in World War 2, you got damn idiot.
Chronicles will definitely be seen on Friday
You ever had your dick rode so good you involuntarily start praying?
I wanna throat karate chop someone when they just about to cross the street and they look left or right
I need those Kobe Big Bang's like yesterday
There is no reason for one male to smile when he sees his male friend walking up to him, I dont give a fuck how cordial a person is.
I have never smiled when I seen my boy walking up the block towards me to go cop some kicks, fuck I look like doing that?
My hair curly as all fucks right now, bout to do the Victor Cruz salsa dance in a minute
Why is it so hard for a sneakerhead to find great dress shoes, like we could have the flyest kicks, soon as we put on some dress shoes, them shits look doofy as fuck
You know you fucking your girl right, when you got her pinned down to the bed and she tries to headbutt you on purpose.
I've always wanted to do a precisely timed roundhouse kick to a dolphin as it jumps out the water.
So Expendables 2 will be rated PG-13 because Chuck Norris doesn't want any cursing in it, that nigga a Hoe.
I wanna beam a Rubix Cube at someone's right orbital bone
You dudes gotta stop saying "My Body is Ready" for shit yall anticipating, that shit sounds so extremely fucking bruno...say that shit outloud, there's no straight male on earth that doesn't feel slightly doo doo dungeon intrudish saying that.
I hate guys with small feet who actually wear women's sneakers.
You ever had your dick rode so good, you do the Sho Nuff "Who's the master" pose?
I am Def and I Thank You for your continued support!
-Def
22 comments:
Wow you talk a lot of shit
So you had a better weekend than me because you had
some steak, hard butter and a sour face?
Ok
Sounds like you lost your viginity for your bday congrats
Pmsl
Ahhhhhh, why you mad though hoe???!?!
Nigga go get a better life, ole I'm mad cuz someone is talking about their weekend and I can't distinguish the difference between comedy and someone being really serious ass nigga
Pathetic, man get the fuck off my site if you dont have a sense of humor, u human assneck
Nice Random Rambo , and glad to see you back.
Dude you can't spell. It's TORE, not toar. It's GOD damn, not got damn.
Ive been saying GOT Damn, as a substitute for not using GOD's name in vain, for over 10 years now
Why you niggas hating the fuck ya sucking him mad hard tho ? Niggas be lame keep doing your thing D I've been on your page daily for the last yr and change true fan keep it up and this random Rambo had me lmao good shit kid
If your hating on def get the fuck off his website..
Why these niggas hatin on Def, i respect and look up to this dude. (no dickridinn thoe) i come to this site faithfully for sneaker insight or juss random comedy. Keep postin shit like this DEF
Why niggas hatin on Def? like really my nigga tf you on the site for ? I really respect and look up to this dude and iont een kno him. (no dickridinn thoee) i get on the site faithfully for sneaker insight or just random comedy, keep postin shit like this DEF - things like this keep people like me on the site.
I don't look up to niggas I acknowledge DEFs good work tho keep doing your thing, nxggas hating you must be doing something right.
lil serious ass drake sensitive faggot fucks. DEF back deal with it HUHHHH
tell that bitch of yours come pop that pussy for a real nigga one time
Didn't have to she just did it for me cuz she know the drill, you on the other hand she'd laugh at you cuz she don't fuck with cornball niggas who gotta ASK for pussy.
DEF you have haters for days lol these cornball nxggas man ...
Lol it's cool where I'm from Hate is a measurement of achievements....they let me know how great I'm doing so far.
boy aint nobody hatin on your bitch ass
you aint nothing but a internet gangsta. hiding behind your lil webiste prolly rarely leave your house
i better not catch you round my hood or we will brace your pussy ass
Lmao how u go from I to We? That alone shows me you a fucking pussy, fuck your life your hood and everyone within a 20 block radius of your heart beat.
Don't let these jokes and gifs fool you, I'll shatter ur fucking nosebridge if u drag ur foot around me
Talking bout inet gangsta hiding faces kinda ironic u stupid fuck cuz u doing the same got damn thing right now.
Fuck from around me corny nigga
Lmfaooo why the fxck you on the niggas site dxck riding?! Hating ass dudes man smh lmfaoo
Dude really doesn't realize he's doing the same thing he's saying you do smh corny nxgga indeed
Ppl Arent that bright sometimes
Hey Def, bollocks to all this negative shit, people can't get what you do, that's up to them! Anyways, glad you're back after your break, your site is my daily go to for Ass, drama, funnies, Hip Hop & trainers (I'm a limey, that's what we call sneakers)
So anyway, I just wanted to say I totally agree with what you say about unfollowing by accident... I did that to someone by mistake... an hour later I get a dis from this fucking nobend and I was like what mate? Shit makes me tired... anyway, nice one bro, I always tell my radio show listeners about your site, nuff UK heads check your site... respect!
Haha, much love waxer, always appreciate your support and words mate
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