..That Bitch got some big ass feet, shit look like two meatloafs..
..That bitch blacked out, they just 1,2,3 heaved ho'd her ass in the back of the whip..
..Now it gets real good..
..Bitches butt ass naked blacked out in the bathroom..
..I don't even wanna know what that Windex bottle is for on the counter..
..NOW, LET'S PUT THIS TOGETHER..
..I'm gonna assume this bitch was found in the street like this already gone out her mind..
..Her Bra is pushed up over her tits, dress lifted up..
..I think someone pee'd on her, cause there's a puddle next to her..
..I'm gonna assume someone dragged her inside from the cold...
.. They then Laid her on top of another drunk for body warmth..
..(Please note the keyword "drag" as said before)..
..Thus from the friction of the ground her underwear came down to mid ass..
..Now I'm gonna assume that it was very hard task to drag her inside..
..So whoever did it, celebrated slightly and threw glitter in the air..
..Thus how some landed in between her asscrack..
(Please note this is pure speculation)
..I'm gonna assume someone called her a cab and threw her into the backseat so hard..
..It ripped the upholstery, gave Ramjan Singh $34 and told him "Just get this bitch the fuck outta here"..