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1.13.2012

Air Jordan "Son Of Barf".


..Somebody has got to die for this abonimation of a sneaker..

..Who in the muthafuck approved this shit??..

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..There is some asshole in a office who saw this sample and gave it the greenlight..

..I'll kick them in the nuts so hard both mine and his feet will leave the ground..

..This man shall be punished, I'm talking their flesh peeled off their body type punishment..

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..Where in the fuck are the colors even inspired from?..

(Nigga is that glitter on the red teeth!?!!?)

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..Nobody will buy these, not even hoodrats..

..Stevie Wonder could touch these and know they are ugly as fuck..

..I secretly think this is a collabo shoe with Jeremy Scott..

..Seriously, is this a fucking joke?..


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..Whoever designed this shit, I wanna talk to them face to face in a locked room..

..I guarantee when I walk out, I'll be doing 5-10 years in jail..


-Def

10 comments:

fuckswag said...

Thank u sir

Envi said...

Yo this shit just made my day Lmfao. Literally laughed out loud in my house multiple times while reading this post. Classic!... Totally agree with you btw. I've said it once an I'll say it again. I can't wait till this fusion era comes to an end Smfh. Basura!

Anonymous said...

Lol these are wack you seen the black ones on solecollector lol hey def what movie is that where the girl flesb is being ripped off?

Deftronic said...

Silent Hill

Anonymous said...

Thanks def for the movie title check this link out

http://www.sneakerwatch.com/mobile/index.php?category=release-dates&submit=%20Go%20&page=2

Anonymous said...

This looks like a fail of a try yeezy

xNastyNatex said...

Prob the ugliest shoe I've ever fucking seen.

Anonymous said...

Some head nigga in charge at nike said "I want the worst part of every jordan shoe on one shoe now"

Em said...

Varsity Purple is light-weight handlin tho.. I can do w/out the XX strap. I don't think anything fused together can beat the spizike's. Regardless, keep it Retro!

Anonymous said...

ARE THESE YEEZY 2'S?????????