Ayo first things first if you ask for a blanket on a plane, you a chewy cookie type soft ass hoe
This concord shit is ridiculous
Only time I'm ripping a door off the hinges is if I hear Kim Kardashian and Emily from Love and Hip Hop sexing each other up through the door B
Imagine me acting a got damn fool for some mahfucking kicks, I ain't bout that life.
My nigga at the spot, let a shorty get a pair early just to get her number and he smashed!
Real talk, when is Lebron gonna let his hairline go B?
Fuck he gonna do after that shit go further back? rock a fitted made of out sweatband material on the court?
What would make a grown man ask the girl he talking to her BF's dick size yo?
Nigga, I don't even ask a bitch about her thoughts on the Autobiography of Malcolm X
You see what I did right there?
So my New Years Resolution is to only purchase 5 pairs of kicks in 2012.
I want to test myself and see how Disciplined I am against something I love so dearly
I think I'm built enough to slap grease out of Chuck Norris.
I wanna ride a Tiger and chase down a cop while he's riding horseback and fuck both of them up
64 box count of Crayons is overrated, nobody even needs that many Crayons yo, kids just want that shit to feel superior to the kids with a 8 box count.
I'm a teach my kids how to draw some Van Gogh type shit and then tell them, nigga they got 64 to make up for their lack of creativity, that shit don't mean nothing if you can't draw son
I used to break kids crayon and put em back in the box when they weren't looking, they pull that shit out and it be like half a inch of crayon
I want that BMW from the Mission Impossible movie.
My friends always ask me "Why do you never date black girls"...I reply the same reason "You never date hot girls"
I notice when I talk about my shorty on twitter, I lose like 3-5 female followers
I sincerely hope my chick knows she's getting her vaginal area fucked up on Friday.
Y'all niggas really gotta stop giving kicks Nicknames yo, that shit makes the price rise by $100
Ain't nobody give two fucks bout a Kevin Durant shoe when it was simply name "Road Colorway"...but now the shit get a name like "Weatherman"...now all of sudden his shit is super hot fire.
I haven't got a haircut since 11/08/11, hair curly as all shit, I look like the only Puerto Rican right now.
What the fuck is up with niggas at Dunkin Donuts putting Frosted Donuts face down in the got damn bag, if I want a plain donut I'd order one you simpleton fuck
I hope the next nigga that licks the sole of his brand new sneaker, gets sore throat because someone tried the shoe on in the store hours before they copped
Thank you for your continued support broke 1,500,000 hits the other day, I am so appreciative of y'all for supporting me and my mind.
Have a Happy New Years!