Sup Sup.
A Nigga been type busy and shit so I aint really had time to be random with people, underdig?
I've made up my mind
I'm buying a baby tiger with my tax return and Im calling it "I Gets Busy"
No means No, all the time, unless you giving a chick backshots then it's debatable
I wanna axe kick a mule, I think they are worthless, they are like the GR version of Horses.
Bitches with
eyebrow piercings shall never receive dick from me.
WTF is up with all those got damn
updates for Modern Warfare 3?...I think the Feds or CIA are tapping the shit out my xbox with all that shit.
WTF at people with
hot ass kicks and shitty ass upper attire?
It's like you spend all ur money on ur kicks and only got about $13.89 left to finish off the rest of your fit.
Ayo, Fuck Drake.
Bitch gon e-mail me asking me to help her find her boyfriend some nice clothes cause he dress like a bum,... Bitch?
Drake got these hoes acting on some new foo foo shit, fuck you doing on a Saturday night emailing another dude basically telling him "You so fly and I'd fuck the shit outta you cause my man dress like a bum so he aint really popping right now"
:) =
I'm a filthy cheating whore, gimme that truck dick, nigga.
Hoe ass Hoe.
So I seen
Immortals, that shit was some Uncanny Piffnificent Cracktastery, that shit gave me a whole new outlook on life on how to simply destroy a human being.
Ayo you
sneakerhead niggas with beef, need to fallback, hitting me up with your fuck boyardee-ness.
I want a
tri-sectional staff, I just wanna whip someone across the back with it, you know you a crazy nigga if you bring a tri-sectional staff to a fight
I'm mad
Jarret Jack actually replied to me on twitter after I said he deserved a Rafer Alston on Eddie House 360 Degree Headband slap after calling out Wale
I actually didn't miss the NBA until the
lockout was lifted.
While it was on, I could give 2 shits about it honestly.
Practice does not make perfect, perfect practice makes perfect.
Nevermind an Education, Get this Guap!! (you know I like to get all Dr. Phil philosophical on yall, then balance it out with some remedial ignorant shit)
Niggas really went
buck on black friday for them Cement 3's, the fuck they gonna do when the Concords drop? Wake up the next day, got damn streets looking like the streets in "I Am Legend"
Son you ever tell a bitch a
"No, Im good" when they try to holla at you?, It's like they just got paw slapped or some shit
(see gif below) .."No Im good, bitch!!", not every nigga is gonna wanna fuck with you, get over your got damn self.
Tell me why my nigga ate out a chick that
slept with over 50 dudes.
Nigga I'm not even putting my
house keys near a bitch pussy who slept with over 50 dudes.
She told my nigga
"I dont use a vibrator or a dildo, so I stay tight"...
Nigga What?!...you just
subtitute 50 dicks of different sizes instead, u stupid bitch of a bitch.
A Bitch tell me that shit, I'm dead ass Sean Michael Dropkicking her fucking chest.
I wanna fight a robot.
This chick sent me a "model pic" telling me
"Post it up and I might give you my number"
Bitch What?...fuck you mean u might?...*Looks Around* Did a nigga ask you for a number?, Did a nigga ask you for a got damn pic?
She don't know me very well.
Ayo, real talk, I wanna thank you all for your support it's truly appreciated, I've kinda reached the point where I dont feel like doing Kick Vids anymore...It's not fun for me anymore and I dont make any money off of it. With me, if I'm not doing something for fun or for money, I can't fuck with it. I know I have fans of my vids, so I may continue to do them to please them, but I'm not sure yet.
I am not a hypebeast, you don't see me doing a video for every single hyped sneaker out, I buy what I like, I buy it when I want...if you can't accept the fact that I wont have a vid for such and such a shoe, oh fucking well. You can always go watch your favorite hypebeast's review on it.
I am Def and fuck what you think. Have a nice Day.
-Def
