So I got my Watch The Throne Tickets finally, talk about expensive.
For that fucking price, they better have the got damn Maybach from the Otis video, driving round the stage, then have it fly off into the crowd and explode, then Bitches clapping they ass cheeks to every single got damn beat, Ninja's better come flying out from some got damn where, Kanye better give me some Yeezy 2's and some other extra shit B.
Shit might as well let us view Beyonce's birth while I'm there to
You bitches who sending me pics asking me to post shit up on my site, at least be cute, y'all half naked and looking like Busta Rhymes in the Dangerous video ain't popping
What's really good with Sneakerheads hustling Wall Clocks?!
You know what I hate?, when you fucked up from the night before and you go to put on basketball shorts and you stick both legs in one side of the shorts and the shit makes you feel mega bruno cause you then realize this is what a mini skirt might feels like
Ladies, if you rock a skirt and the back half behind you isn't tilted up at least at a 63% angle, you got no ass and you should stop wearing skirts immediately
That video game Rage, be having me acting like the only bitch during gameplay, don't get it twisted I play in the dark and with my Fanny Wangs headphones on.
There's too many got damn kicks dropping and I don't see it slowing down anytime soon.
So some kid who works at DTLR, told me they are getting the Sole Collector X Zoom Rookies, then got mad when I doubted him.
The nigga told me DTLR was worldwide...nigga what?!..I ain't never heard of DTLR till I moved to Maryland, Nigga you ain't worldwide unless you got a spot in NYC, GTFOH.
I'm really an animal lover, some ppl have been taking offense to my RR's when I say shit like I wanna running drop kick a Zebra when it's not looking type shit.
Anybody who went to the theater to see that Footloose remake, needs their ass dealt with.
I'm not feeling very random at the moment, actually lately I haven't been for awhile now which is why the lack of me posting these
I'm officially a fan of Ciroc.
If I ever shoot a music video I would most likely be pouring Ciroc on hoes heads in the vid.
I wanna punch the shit outta of a Mime, just to hear him make a sound.
Shopping for a new bed, is more difficult than I thought, tell me why I'm at the furniture store and I stand by the side of it trying to visualize how the height and angle of the bed would benefit my height when I'm smashing a chick.
.;op <--- SEE THAT?!?
I almost dropped my got damn Iphone, shit slid off my desk top, slid down the keyboard, hit those keys above, and then I caught it mid fucking air.
Siri is pretty tight, if you have a busy life...if you don't and have nothing poppin in it or your future, you might as well not even talk to the bitch, cause you gonna sit there asking it whole buncha dumb shit instead of using it for what she's really made for.
These weeks are epic...(well for me at least, dunno about ur bitchass life), but Battlfield 3, MW3, Uncharted 3, are all dropping...then, Watch The Throne Concert, then Immortals the movie on the 11th, then Binary Blue LWP's on the 12th...CRACK.
I've always wanted someone to shoot a arrow at me and I catch it mid air.
I'm gonna go to firing range next month with some friends, I really don't fucking know how I'm gonna act when I start firing shots B.
I'm really into Dubstep now, that shit goes hard in a good system
I just realized I only have a top 2 females I liked to smash, does that make me picky?
1 is Isis Taylor and the other is Bubbles the model. (Watch y'all run to Google Images, lol)
I got good taste huh?
You know whats fucking bruno?...I get more dudes asking me why I don't show my face than girls, like whats really fucking good with yall niggas, why in what fucks of life would you care to see another mans face? like can you reallllllllly answer this man, ask yourself that...do it..
"Why exactly do I wanna see Deftronic's face for? , "If I see it what will this do for me?"
Don't you feel like the only fucking robo homo jungle gym one arm loop dee loop swinging bruno??, like one nigga asked me Why don't I show my hands in my kick vids?...my hands!?!??!?...what in the livid fuck?