Ayo u black chicks with dirty ass weaves if you gotta constantly pat the top of your head to get through the day, take your fucking weave out
I'll be damned walking with a chick patting her head, constant movements like that around me, gives my mind the green light to shaq smack the shit outta you off instinct
These niggas at Nike wilding thinking I'm a dish out $245 after taxes for some got damn silver duncans
Give a fuck if J Cole sells a mill his first week, u know & I know you expected a lot more from that CD, I thought it was a fucking Best Of J.Cole with all them old ass songs on it
I think I'm going to Cali in February
Tell a bitch on twitter u got a girl and she start ignoring your ass
Well fuck you & your twitter pussy bitch!
I wanna climb a tree and just flying clothesline the shit out of a giraffe
Y'all seen them GS white cement IV's?!
Swear on everything glorious if the men size ain't popping on some 99 shit a nigga is holding a niketown hostage
My demands would be every got damn sneaker I need, that bitch in them Puma panties below this post to ride a nigga to the beat of Outkast-Bombs over Baghdad, a box of buncha crunch and a in-house live performance of Jet Li and Jackie Chan singing Karaoke to "Otis"
I got a Dope Dodge Charger waiting for me in Buffalo, NY to pick up for free
Evidence-Cats & Dogs = Album of the year
Liars fucking suck
I haven't had great pizza in awhile, the got damn pizza shop near me closed down
Got damn supermarket was out of Eggo Cereal....you just know a nigga was in there acting a got damn fool like the world was ending
Dubstep is the shit if you got the right headphones
2 weekends in a row have been crack-fucking-tactic
Last Weekend was fucking dumb doo doo fresh..I should've recorded it
I'm on one everyday since she's been in my life
Don't act like Pusha T ain't dissing Drake on that "Don't Fuck With Me" freestyle
Omfg NBA 2K12 - October 4th
Ladies sex with me is great, just saying...it's like getting hit in the pussy by a bullet pass from Tom Brady and surviving
These niggas is really remaking Footloose huh?! Nigga nobody fucking with Kevin Bacon on that 1980 dance tip b
Zoom Rookie LWP = New sneaker of the year
I wanna running high five a tiger
Do you not understand the epicness of a bad female in a wifebeater and boyshorts?!?
So glad it's getting colder out, cuz u bitches and these beat ass feet rocking flip flops and sandals was just disrespecting the fucking ground
But all that means is yall dumb bitches is gonna start rocking UGGs and He-Man boots =[
You ever see a person outside, look at their face and that person looks like they belong in the 1970's? I just be wanting to tell em "What it isssss you Jive Cooley?!" just to see if they talk like the 70's too
Dead ass if I bring a girl home for the first time and she take her jeans off and she ain't got no underwears on, bitch we not fucking, I'm not even letting u sit down in my kitchen, I might offer u some paper towel or something but that's about it, then u gotta dip.
Ayo if you rocking wheat colored boots and they not timbalands, I'm a throw the nearest solid object I can find at ur fucking shins son
Chick gonna ask me if I'm drug dealer cause I always got on different sneakers...bitch are you a clown cuz everytime i see you, you got on different colored make up.
I hate dumb ass questions, I be trying to give them the most smart ass answer as possible
David Stern need his punk ass dealt with cause of this NBA lockout, u know us minorities don't know how to act when we don't get our fix of Basketball Nigga!!!
I wanna run with the bulls in Spain but If one of them son of a bitches hit me, it's on b...
You seen that Luis Guzman clip I posted a few days back? if you haven't, watch it...that's how my life is..cept times 1,539
Ppl who nod their heads to music all exaggerative and got on iPod buds like they're Beats or Fanny Wangs need to be punched in the got damn chest so hard it'll look like they hugging themselves, u know damn well them headphones ain't nice like that you extra extra show off ass fucka
Hating on someone is wack, but hating on another person who gives that first person props also is some real sucka strawberry milk type soft weak shit
Thank You all for rocking with me, I appreciate your continuous support, without you...there would be no "Deftronic"