Worst Sneaker-Store Coupon Ever.

..Son..

..Read the fine print..

..The shit says "NO RETRO J's, FOAMPOSITES and Any OTHER HEAT"..

..So what in the muthafuck am I supposed to use this for?!?!?!?...

..WHAT THE FUCK DOES "ANY OTHER HEAT" MEAN?!?!?!..

..HEAT according to who?!?!?!?!?!?..

..You might think voltron holograms are heat, when I ask you for a pair and pass you the coupon...

..I mean WTF?!..

..I cant use it on RETRO J's...and OG J's would be HEAT...

..Why don't you just say "Coupon not valid on any sneakers YOU like"..

-Def