Random Rambo.39

I said Wassupppppppppppppppppp My Mannnnnnnnnnnnn

Got damn last Random Rambo was on August 10th...sheesh Right?

Fuck you a nigga been busy.

My moms was up here in NY this past weekend, had shitloads of fun, I missed her like crazy.

I think I shaved my face too good this morning, I went to rub my nose and my face felt mad feminine for a second...No Bruno

Ayo WTF at KFC, SUBWAY, And TACO BELL starting to accept Food Stamps?!?

Like niggas already ain't fat as shit, now u just gonna make it easier for mahfuckas to clog their arteries.

Ayo if you rock a thong and I can see the whole back part of it between ur cheeks, kill yourself.

A Thong should dissapear for at least 1-2 seconds if I'm eye scanning ur ass in a downward motion

I swear I wake up and get some of the best good morning txt's ever.

WTF is up with like 86 niggas getting shot in 43 minutes in NYC this weekend?

Niggas out here acting like its Red Dead Redemption out in these streets B.

So, Lil Wayne really sold over a million records?...That Shit Cray.

Ain't it Jay???!

Been getting a lot of hate lately, I think it's cause of what I said in my Concord video and so many ppl who got the see through toes are just mad as fuck that I put that out there, so they wanna lash out.

WTF is it with these sensitive ass sneakerheads getting mad cause I'm clowning?

Like I dont even mention niggas names directly and they taking offense to shit...grow some balls, you all hype to fight but not really so you bust ur own head in a wall for no reason situation off Jersey Shore ass nigga.

I AM NOT THE ONE TO FUCK WITH.

Ppl have this misconception that if you clown and don't show ur face, that you're pussy.

It's actually the opposite you stupid mahfucka...The non showing face mahfuckas is the mahfuckas that can have ur ass dealt with and not be easily pointed out by witnesses or found by cops.

You know if you're a sneakerhead and someone calls u a hypebeast, you'd really only get mad or annoyed if you really feel you are one.

Oh Ok, now everyone wanna say Foams is Dead...after I been saying it back in July.

Oh Ok, now everyone wanna get hyped about LWP's after I was stressing how dope they gonna be back in July.

I wanna rock an official NHL hockey mask and just run across some random ice in the street and rock a random nigga's jaw on some Hockey Brawl shit this winter, just for the fuck of it yo..

Stop it Nerf!

I wanna fuck a chick from the back and slap her ass so hard my dick falls out the yum yum.

Yes, I call pussy "Yum Yum"

I wanna suplex a hyena.

I think hyena's are trash ass animals, it's like they look ferocious but then they like the punk asses of cats.

These niggas out here charging $500 for them Miami Nights...you gotta be out ur fucking mind.

Them shits gonna release generally like the South Beach's did anyway...watch

Y'all niggas better save ur money in Sept and Oct. cause come Nov-Dec...yall money is gonna be going to so much shit.

I wanna go to strip club with a fist full of fake $1 bills..I mean it's not like shorty gonna notice in that dark place while she popping her ass to "put it down on me by Jeremih"

My Ex B-day is on the 9th..were still cool beans, so I'll shoot her a Bday Text.

I'm actually cool with a few of my ex's now that I think of it...except one.

These Concord's be breaking necks left and right though.

Hey shithead, Rocking Air Jordan XI IE Lows in the rain are the equivalent to these hoes rocking flip flops in the rain, STOP IT 5

How come u never see a bad thick assed homeless female?

Men shouldn't use straws for drinks..I think it's just fruity as fuck the way my face feels when I drink with a straw, so thats why I dont use them

Straws be having a nigga looking like Drake does in pics.

USPS been fucking up A LOT lately b, I done had shit lost, returned to sender and shit just coming all types of late, lately.

You will never have competition if you don't pay attention to others that do what you do.

I hate double standards.

Females always seem to have Double Standards...like they can say some rude shit, but you say some rude shit to them, they wanna catch an attitude

I got some Double Standards for your ass, when I bring home another chick to smash in our bedroom while you watching some dumb shit on LifeTime in the livingroom

I still need concert tickets to the Watch the Throne concert...I really hope they come to NYC @ Madison Square Garden

Conan the movie was some shit B...that nigga was cocky as fuck and straight beasting on niggas.

I wanna ride a bike really fast through a library and knock any books about Paul Pierce or Will I am off the shelf

Anybody see Big Tiggers sneaker room?...I dunno why but I just feel like that entire room was full of garbage kicks.

Ayo over 1,000 followers on twitter though.

You know what... I hate when niggas tweet on twitter about shit only they would understand..

They'll say some dumb shit like "she said she's not paying for it" ...PAYING FOR WHAT???!?!...WHO THE FUCK IS SHE???..u stupid son of a bitch, the fuck am I supposed to know what the fuck you're talking about!?!? Why even tweet that shit...u type that and hit send...and expect whatever # of your followers to do what with that fucking information, u nincompoop...they can't laugh, they cant learn, they can't nothing...because it makes no fucking sense u shithead.

Ayo almost 1,000,000 hits on my site though.

Trying to see this Mayweather fight on the 17th though.

This kid was at footlocker copping 3 pairs of kicks at the counter...nigga had the audacity to say "Balling Bitch"

like Nigga?!..if he only knew what us sneakerheads cop in a month...

I think I'm typing too much, fuck it I aint did a Random Rambo in a minute right?

Meuy is the bomb.

I always wanted to front flip like over and through fire on the floor.

Oh don't sit there like when you see a nigga walk through fire in a movie that shit dont look cool as fuck.

So Jean Claude Van Damme and Chuck Norris is gonna be in Expendables 2, all I know is I better see a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from hell...the type of kick that made Bruce Lee change his whole stance up in Return of the Dragon

I still can't fathom how someone talks tough from a fucking loveseat with tapesty floral patterned pillows.

I wanna beat someone's bad kid, like literally whip their ass up and down the street with a belt.

I swear if I don't get a pair of Carmines and a White Baby Tiger for my next birthday, it's gonna be hell for the people in my life.

Thank You all for your support, I really and honestly appreciate everything you do for me, the follows, the retweets, the re blogs, the subscriptions, the word of mouths... everything

I just wanna say...I am not a hater or anything, I like to have fun and joke around...I hate being serious and stressful...I may say things that no one else wants to say..Im not gonna say "Oh Im real and this and that"...but I just speak my mind and believe things should be said and not hidden in just our minds. If someone is doing dumb shit, speak on it...if something isn't right, speak on it...you don't have totally belittle them or crush their hustle or whatever...but if shit needs to be said...it should be said. Stop taking things so seriously...my word is not law...it is simply my word and thats all.

With that said...Respect yourself, before you try to respect others.

I am Def and this is Deftronic.com, Thank you for your time

-Def