I really wish you hoes with a gut would stop rocking belly piercings.
If the piercing got a lil bulge of fat inbetween, hoe it's not meant for you.
You hoes with mega fat asses better stop lying to a nigga saying "I'm a video vixen/model"...cause a nigga will ask "What video" and will type the video name up in his Youtube on his cell and get precise confirmation
Nigga, for the last time... foamposites with ice soles are not rain shoes!!!!!!
Them niggas wilding with them prices for them Air Mag's.
Think I'm a pay for some kicks I really can't even wear?...Them shits better come with a Hoverboard and a fucking almanac for the price they going for...matter of fact throw in Marty's moms, that bitch was aight back in the days naw mean.
So recently I was told by someone dear to me that they wanted to "Toss Me"...now I never heard this term before...I know in most cases "Tossing" someone, means you wanna lick their ass...come to find out it means to "Dance up on someone"...PHEW.
I think Wale is absolutely the corniest nigga on earth, besides that "Don't Worry Be Happy" nig with the glasses who used to beat his chest and make sounds with his mouth
J.Cole recently broke his leg...that nigga stay losing.
It's ok to take one step backwards, in order to take a few steps forward
Sole Collector some hoes for all them exclusive penny shit they getting, lemme stop...I'm clearly hating.
Real Talk, if I look down as I'm beating a chick ass from the back and I see hair in her crack, I'm hitting that hoe with the meanest elbow to her spine since The Rock was in his wrestling prime B
Ladies, stop shaving only ur yum yum hair, reach under or around and shave ur ass hair.
I wanna running side jump slap the shit out of flying frisbee mid-air while two people are playing with one
I swear the worst fucking activity is flying a kite, how the fuck do you people find fun in that shit?
I recently broke my 7+ year streak of copping only Nike sneakers this past week
I really fucking hate when people pick on Homosexuals for being Homosexual...like wtf does who they prefer to smash out have to do with you?
Sure I call shit Bruno, but you'll never see me pick on or beat up a Homosexual, just because he likes to have sex with men...who gives a flying shit...now I'll make fun of how flamboyantly mega 2 arm swinging up and over robo homo he acts...but not for his sexual preference
That was a paradox I think.
If I can see the cellulite in the back of ur thighs through your jeans...I'm a need you to never set foot outside ur house again, bitch.
I need some Black Cat III laces.
Black Socks > Any socks
Like I hate when chicks wanna leave on their socks during sex...like picture that, a chick butt ass naked with just white socks on...BUT, bitch if you rocking BLACK SOCKS!?!? oh you gonna get the super duper long stroke truck dick DefDicktacular stroke up in chea!
Speaking of feet, if you take your shoes off in my crib and your feet bare still look like you got on shoes in this muthafucka...I'm liable to call the cops and let the smoke from your feet I set on fire 2 minutes prior seep into my fire detector, to come take your Tank traction pad like feet having ass away.
I wanna headbutt a chick one of these days (See the P.S.), like if she's in my face talking some slick shit...I wanna hit her ass with the eyes wide open triple headbutt move Jean Claude Van Damme hit that Sumo nigga with in Bloodsport, just off some G shit.
R.I.P. to everyone who passed away 10 years ago due to the 9/11 Attacks and may GOD bless everyone who lost someone during those tragic times.
P.S. Triple Headbutt Exhibit A (0:50 mark)