What It Is My Mannnnnnnnnnnnn??
First Off, don't trust a bitch, they tell you one thing and do 10 other things.
Spoke to my moms yesterday, she's doing pretty good, holding it down, willing to kick a ass or two if need be.
Ayo a nigga is feeling a bit down, so you attractive shorties feel free to send a nigga some more booty pics, so I can post em up.
Don't send no dumb shit, like your stretch mark, Bron Miami Night stained ass up on ya sink counter in the mirror, that shit ain't poppin and I'm liable to clown your ass, literally.
Speaking of them Miami Night Brons, tell me them shits don't look like a Bomb Pop with Black Pepper on it, you fucking hypebeast thirsting for them shits, bad enough it's limited to 500 pairs.
I'm start dicking hoes down, pull out, bust a lil on that ass and the rest on their bed sheets when they ain't looking and leave, just so when they wash their sheets they'll think of me and/or get in trouble with they parents when they go to wash em.
Next Time, you with ya girl in bed and u ask for some ass and she says no...wait till that bitch fall asleep...beat off (no bruno) and bust a big ass nut on the back of her shirt, get some in her hair for good measure.
I really need to get back into doing Kick Vids, I been slacking.
Fuck You, I been busy bitch, you put in 60+ hours of work and tell me if you come home feeling like shooting an epic kick vid.
If all goes planned, my next two kicks vids will be EPIC, that is if I can do em in time before I leave the states.
I hate being lied and bullshitted to, if there's one thing I uphold on my end is to always be real to a person I care about...all you got in this world is your word and if you can't upkeep that shit, fucks your worth in life?
I hate big dogs, like the big ass dogs that walk mad slow and slobbering all over the got damn place, I think the only thing they are good for is for little kids to ride to the store to go get me snacks and shit.
I hate nappy hair, I hate fucking dreadlocks on chicks, I just refuse to ever let a bitch with dreadlocks put her head on one of my pillow cases.
That bitch would wake up to her fucking head on fire.
I kinda want those graphite 14's, I think I really just want em cause I got a dope T shirt to go with em.
Niggas @ Concepts in Boston isn't letting ppl cop those Ray Allen 13's unless you have a Masschussets license, now that's LOYALTY, least you know they ain't about the dollar and willing to sell to anyone
Nigga I ain't got time to be spelling Massachusetts correctly.
I'm mad I think I just spelled it correctly that 2nd time...SMH
I dunno about this $160 price tag on Jordans though, how you gonna give us shit quality and up the price?
My AJ XI Lows have started squeaking on the left shoe, I've worn em 3 times since I got em back in April or some shit...you do know if they squeak you can pull the insole out and pour in baby powder put the insole back in and the squeak should be gone in a few days right?
Why you niggas not rocking socks with them AM 90 X Hurley Phantom 4D's, just cause they see-through, don't mean I wanna see your fucking toes, ya faggot.
Another thing, men shouldn't rock thong sandals, there's no suitable reason you should have some material between ya fucking toes and shit flippity flopping and slapping the bottom of your foot, rock sliders ya bruno ass nig
And one more thing, men shouldn't eat ice cream from a cone, that shit is for females and lil kids, fuck you doing licking ice cream off a cone, ya gay mouth nigga...order a cup and use a spoon hoe.
Ayo, Lil Wayne's last mixtape was utter trash, this nigga said "I'm coming at your face...Oil of Olay"...Nigga What?
I swear the illest line on that entire CD was the track he had with Lil B, when B said "BrrrrrangDangDang"
If you tell someone "I don't tell you everything"...how you gonna get mad when they call you grimy and shady before you even say tell em that dumb shit?!
I hate copycat blogs, be original...I understand I inspire...but make your own path so you can inspire others originally.
Is there any Tumblr pages out there with all original content?...Y'all niggas just reblog the same shit, fucking Sheep.
I wanna jump up in the air and backhand an Eagle while it's in mid-flight.
How are yall niggas eating at restaurants with Inspection Grades of B or "Pending"?...Y'all know the inspector found some unsanitary nasty shit up in there and you still gonna eat there?
My chinese food restaurant got a B...you think I'm a set foot up in that mahfucka?...it's bad enough y'all are already a chinese food restaurant but to achieve a B, y'all niggas musta been cooking Foot Fried Rice and Chicken.
My I Am DEF stickers went into printing this past Thursday, looking forward to receiving those.
I'd rather destroy someones reputation, than their face physically...because faces can heal.
I know I ain't bout shit and I'm an asshole according to my homegirl K, but to have over 2,100 Subs on Youtube and almost over 750,000 hits on this site here, means a fucking lot.
All you people who hit me up and give me props and tell me you appreciate my work, is what help keeps me going, sometimes I wanna stop but y'all keep me on the up and up.