Random Rambo 34

I saw some dumb fuck rocking a pink polo and copper foams today...My fists balled up a lil...I can't.

I been busy, stop bitching about me not posting

I hate seeing a white or light skin kid with dirt smudges on their face it makes me wanna slap their face clean.

Ladies if you gonna rock sandals rock your correct size, ur toes should not be hanging over the front like they holding onto a ledge for dear life

You ever smash a chick from the back and you got the rhythm down then shorty wanna add her two cents in and start pushing back, but she fuck the rhythm up? So when you push forward she going forward to and the skin clapping sound just goes away and shit?

Swear I be wanting to land a elbow to her fucking spine and scream "stay still bitch"!

Traveling is for the birds, you get fresh as fuck when u dip, then at the airport you gotta take off damn near everything cept ur cologne then u gotta get all dressed again, then u don't even feel half as fresh

Lebron James is a big ass lil bitch, yes a BIG ASS LITTLE BITCH!

I've now placed him on my most hated list in 2nd place after Paul Pierce and above Will.I.Am and the white nigga who made Dudley get naked in the pedophile episode of different strokes.

Ayo how this Mister Softee ice cream truck ain't have no vanilla?!!??

Nigga that's blasphemy when the got damn logo of the Mister Softee Man himself head is made outta vanilla got dammit!!!

That's like a pizza shop with no got damn cheese

I hate snapbacks.

Snapbacks are for bitches, so they can put their ponytails through the hole, you stupid following a fad ass fucknecks

I wanna raise a baby tiger

Only shit is I know it would try kill my ass when it gets older, but I wouldn't let that shit happen cause I'd beat the stripes off that nigga for turning on me.

White Castles is the shit.

Fuck you, I know that stuff makes you shit up yourself, I don't give a flying fuck, that shit is good

Niggas is really giving away kicks to gain subscribers? Whatever happened to uploading good content and letting the ppl decide if they want to subscribe or not?

IDK why I'm friendly with ex's

I'm mad my homegirl who recently dropped a Worldstarhiphop video as a Bunny asked me to put her vid up on my site.

Bitch I don't wanna see you naked and greasy.

I'm 96.3% sure when she reads this she won't be my homegirl anymore...

Man Fuck getting a education!

The black side of me wanted to say some highly ignorant shit, my bad

I don't think that show 16 & pregnant is helping much, cuz these young hoes still getting pregnant and the fathers still leaving they ass or being a prick in every episode

I want a Philly cheesesteak and a frozen Kit Kat

I wanna challenge Jet Li to a dougie contest

Why ppl who never liked a NikeSB shoe in their life all of a sudden want the Space Jam Sb's?

I swear calling a sneakerhead a hypebeast is like calling them a racist name or saying you fucked their moms.

Never bothered me none, cause I know for damn sure I'm not one...

My cousin makes me SMH at least 5 times a week

I swear when I see someone counting change I just wanna upslap the shit out they hands

Yeah I just made up the word upslap! Fuck u gonna do about it?

Actually I wanna upslap my girl ChiChi ass so hard it hits the back of her neck

She just texted me that she missed me...awww

Fuck y'all niggas I'm good enough to be missed

Speaking of ChiChi I told her I wanna smash her with a headband on covering my eyebrows for so long and hard by the time I'm done the headband will be half way over the top of my head on some Lebron James shit!

She laughed.

Go tell ur bitch that I bet she'll look at you like you a got damn fool.

Y'all heard that Chris Brown and Hudson Mohawke collabo?!? Oooooweee

Big Sean album is crack

Infamous 2 is crack

Going to bust a nut in a girl mouth and seeing 4 of her molars got cavity fillings in them is not crack

I can't believe this nigga wore a pink polo and coppers

Everytime my Iphone is on silent and I plug in the charger, I swear Sam Sparro's -Black and Gold just started playing

That S'Neads comic shit is fucking corny, was watching that South Beach Lebron shit, I had a straight face on for so long it hurt my facial structure. I wanted to tiger swipe my fucking monitor clean off my desk after watching that dumb shit

Apparently my nickname in my hood is "crazy foam man"

Yo this nigga really wore a pink polo and copper foams though!!!!

-Def