Random Rambo 33

You ever have someone next to you smell like they shit themselves?

For the record, turning the music up really loud in your headphones slightly subdues the stank smell

I hate when dykes have a better shape up than me

There's this girl who only hits me up when she's single, when she's not she never ever says one word to me, not to mention she has 3 kids by 2 different dudes.

She hits me about 5 times a year, which is a pretty good inclination that she sucks in relationships

Not to mention she prolly sucks at telling guys to use protection.

I don't trust anyone rocking AJ AF1 Fusions

If my girl was Breast feeding our child Def JR the imperial guardsman (yes that's gonna be his full name, "the" will be his middle name, don't judge me, eat shit and die). Ok so if she was doing that while rocking Fusions I'd dive tackle my son out her arms and try to kick her face in one swift action if possible

You know what's fucking pointless? Smashing a girl and trying to tongue kiss her while she's screaming and moaning

Try it, it feels like she really doesn't fucking like you at all because she won't be kissing you back, if like a bitch forgets how to do anything while they scream and moan from the truck dick

Shouts to Briyoni's homegirl Charnele, I just found out she loves my site, which is surprising because she hates my fucking guts.

How does Lil B have more albums out than J Cole?

Actually Lil Zane has more albums out than J Cole

You know If pussy tasted like Mcdonalds sweet tea I don't think I'd ever feel the need to have intercourse again

Then again I'd have intercourse with Rosie O Donnell for a lifetime supply of Eggo Cereal

You ever laugh so hard it makes you Fart? I have I don't get embarrassed either I just laugh more cause I know the person's I'm laughing with smile is gonna change into the "I smell stank doo doo" face any second now

Bitch, why are you still wearing UGGs?

Speaking of laughing farts, u ever laugh and a lil bit of shit fly out ur ass????!?? Yeah, me neither

I think Paul Pierce and Will I Am are related...I've never been repulsed by two ppl so much in my life

Real Steel looks like the dumbest fucking movie since Insidious...Hugh Jackman clearly does not care about his career advancing

I hate when foreign ppl who don't speak English stand next to me and talk really loud in their dialect

Like you think I'm a visit Asia next month stand next to some really humble Asian people and say "I GETS BUSYYYYYY YOU BITCHNECK BRUNO ASS NIGGGGGGAAAAAAAA" really loud?

Yeah, didn't think so I'd expect the colon kicked outta my ass, early.

No, I'm not using the action "Kick" because Asians are known for Karate and shit.

I hate when ppl clown you, you clown em back and then they say "ohhh u got offended".....what?!??..no my comeback was just hard hitting you soft as banana muffin heart ass mahfucka you

I hate seeing lil kids with brand new kicks on like Wolf Grey V's and they already got em looking like Wolf Dirt V's. Shits look all beat the fuck up

Seriously what type shit is ur kid doing to fuck up some new released kicks like that?! You fail as parents, then wanna complain about always having to buy new shoes for ur dirty ass kids acting like some fucking wild Indians in $110 shoes

My son tell me he gonna go play in the sandbox with some hoes, best believe he gonna take off that heat and put on some Velcro Voltron Hologram type shits from payless

Besides if my son is anything like me, that lil good haired nigga can bag a bitch with one broken skate missing 2 wheels on one foot and a sock with his big toe sticking out the hole on the other one

Some YouTube dude got mad cuz I said u shouldn't wear Denim jeans with the denim forces, bitch it's just my opinion...go ahead and look like the spokesman for denim if u like hoe

I can't fathom why a guy is blasting Rhianna - Oh na na though his headphones in front of other ppl

Fuck u if that's not the real name of the song, I don't be paying attention to that big forehead hoe

I hate when ppl eat food in a big ass aluminum foil container while they walk the street, idk why yet...but I just wanna kick their head in and say "go home"

I wanna shoulder barge a rhino.

My new nickname is Socktronic, don't ask.

I've come to realize it's ten times easier to type a Random Rambo on my way to work

Ladies if u don't have ass don't wear spandex, simple as that

Actually some of u hoes shouldnt rock spandex at all, like how the fuck is ur spandex loose in the front also?

Spandex was not made for you bitches, it was made for men's eyes to look at while u in em hoe

If I have a daughter I want her to walk like Tina Fey's daughter Alice every day of her life, I don't care if her legs are broken

Matter of fact she better walk out of my baby mommas pussy like Alice Fey

My mother will be in NYC In 2 weeks nigga, it's on!!!!

Prolly wondering how I go from a little child walking out my baby moms cunt to talking about my moms huh?

Wouldn't quite be a Random Rambo now would it?!

-Def