I'm typing this on the way to work.
Fuck y'all a nigga be busy, gotta time manage correctly to get shit done
Act like I ain't the flyest nigga out here doing it big since Christopher Reeves in the 80's
Act like your girl don't know my dick bigger than yours
This weather some trash today the first day I get to rock something with an ice sole in 2 weeks
Getting a lot of hatred directed towards me on YouTube, That just means I'm doing something right
Can't wait till my Moms visits next month
Son why I see this dude peeping my kicks, 10 mins later he gon send his girl over to try and smooth talk me to see where I got em
He ain't find out till this day and he almost lost his bitch that day too
Nigga I'm a got damn problem
Monchichi is a bad bitch, my Gawd
Some of these lil kids, bad as fuck out here, keep it up, I'm a special select one of you brats and clothesline your lil poop butt ass while you in mid form coming down the plastic twisty slide if you keep fucking with me
So I saw the best real titties I ever saw in my extremely fantastic life this past Monday
I'm not even a titty man, but after seeing those, them shits just changed my whole outlook on things, not just booby wise, but like world politics, criminal fairness, affirmative action, the ratio count of colored froot loops in my cereal bowl, that kinda shit wise.
My nigga Keith Hernandez said "stop cursing so much"
Nigga who in the flying fuck ass shit is you speaketh too niggarah?!
Yeah, I said "niggarah"
Feel free to use that word whenever you like
Pretty dope sometimes to see the nice caring friendly side of my homegirl "K"
I'm sure she'll be her "oh well IDGAF" self in no time again though lol
She stay calling me a whore though >=\
Is it possible to footsweep a tiger? If so I wanna add that to my bucket list
LA Noire is the shit, trust me
I need a pair of "Banned Air Jordan 1's", if all goes well I'll have a pair thanks to my honkey brother from another mother
White people are actually great......"when they're your friends"
Everybody should have at least two great white friends, they can help you out of great situations that minority friends can't.
For example that moment right before the cops are going to cuff you, white friends are phenomenal for
No Racial, but Asian ppl swear when they get on a train they deserve a seat, straight looking like Emmitt Smith rushing and dodging ppl to get a open seat.
Ayo me and my bredren Mizzeecustoms got a shoe coming out! Ooooooweeeeeee shit gonna be like a napalm sandwich with nuclear missiles as the buns nigga!
Niggas is really diggin my YouTube kick vid intros huh?!
Bitches at my supermarket stay asking me when I'm a take em out or when I'm a take em shopping for kicks...bitch when you learn how to bag my groceries faster, not charge me for condoms and give me a "for free discount" on anything over a 25 cents is when I'll do that ya trick biatchhhh
I always wanted to pimp back hand slap a siberian husky and say "do sommin nagger!!!!" right after
Ay u sucka ass nigga, if you start clapping your hands while we arguing I'm a assume you softer than Barack Obama kids, and I may snap and just bitchslap you're hoe ass just off GP
Shouts to my UK homey Ed "Chuck Bass" Westwick from Gossip Girl passing
though my job yesterday with his British big head ass, nigga had the bitches at my job acting like tip drills yesterday, lol
Four Horsemen (feel free to click the names) : Deftronic, Nightwing2303, SoleReaLTM, Aeropooch
Shouts to Jumpmanbostic, ignore that fuck ass shit my nigga, real supports the real, salute my dude!
Go ahead look at your Electric Greens then look at my Electric Blues, let it settle in...you feeling like a herb right now huh nigga? #OldSpiceSwag
Fuck Wale, how you gonna "Debut" the electric blue foams when pics and vids been out, you hypebeast blogs be doing some fuck boy shit
Y'all seen em put the Lebron 8 pink laces in them electric blues?!??!
Nigga I saw it last night, started laughing, laughed through my sleep, and woke up with eye boogers cuz my eyes was tearing from laughter.
Ayo THANK YOU so much for helping my site go gold and breaking 500,000 hits, I truly appreciate your support, I know I ain't bout shit, so for y'all to peep my mind and work means a lot, you clown faced fuckas.