Random Rambo 31

Ayo Fuck Playstation Network.

I just said that cause I dont even play games on my PS3.

So my mother had a deadly encounter with a snake in her home.

A fire 2 doors down and now a snake, the fuck kinda "The Reaping" movie ass shit is happening yo?!.

That new Spiderman nigga who's playing Spiderman, is the nigga who was nerd niggas homeboy in social network, I mean could they get an any softer ramen noodle ass skittles falling out of a lil kids ass hands on a sunday afternoon nigga than that to play Peter Parker?

Funny, how possibly the best thing for you could be right under your nose the whole time.

Niggas is inconsiderate, but I'm sure they'll think I'm the bad guy for switching sides.

Ya whole aura drips weak sauce.

The intro music to my new kicks vids is gonna be dope.

I be lazy to do vids now, I need incentive, maybe if I paid attention to the other ppl doing vids I could get some?

Mcdonalds sweet tea is crack in a cup and for only a dollar? Nigga I need Those.

Nigga I need those denim forces.

Shorty I'm talking to is bad as fuck...and I thought she was gonna be a complete duck when we started talking, shame on me.

She just texted me =] *cooking dance*

This other chick told me I was dark skin, I told her "How you figure? if you made a created player out of us on Fight Night I'd be 5 shades lighter than you"

I love tracking numbers.

Nina is a fucking beast, wait till we take over, Bitch #TeamUSA

Ayo, you slime ass niggas stop tagging my name in yall youtube vids without asking for my permission.

I'm mad my co-worker has a pic of his moms on his desk and she look like Charlie Murphy.

www.shopteamhumanity.com

Niggas was really trying to sell Cheech & Chong SB's for $350...nice a $242 mark up.

I wish a nigga would open his monkey mouth to utter some $350 shit to me...ohhhhh boy...I'd shuttle punch that nigga in his chest so hard, my arm would look like Rajon Rondo's after I land the punch.

I'm dripping bitch, I stay so icey in the trap.

A lot of chicks are so fucking lame...the shit y'all do would make a Where's Waldo picture fun to me.

Ole highlights magazine reading ass hoe.

My nigga NastyNate said "This nigga Def, the only nigga I know who get pussy off sneaker reviews and faceless one's at that"

I look at monkeys in a whole new light after calling shorty I talk to a Monchichi.

I wanna ride a horse and jump off that mahfucka and tackle like 3-4 ppl in a crowd

I used to collect comic books, but I stopped cause I aint into all that colorful shit no more, my eyes too thugged out for that hoe shit, naw mean.

That movie Thor some boo boo snacks, how the nigga playing him look the same height as Tobey Macguire

Thanks for y'all support man, I mean it from the bottom of my heart.

-Def