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This some bullshit, Chucky

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Yo there's a buncha hoes on twitter, they thirsty as fuck and also ugly at the same time.

Maybe thats why they thirsty...lmfao

Why when Kobe get done up on the court he look around like it's someone else's fault, nigga you!, your fault!.

If they don't appreciate you, depreciate them.

Y'all should follow me on twitter, I be saying some funny random shit on there and then I be on my Dr.Phil words of wisdom Rev. Run shit.

Http://www.twitter.com/Deftronic

Why this chick gonna ask me to see Water For Elephants? Water For What?...fuck I look like seeing that shit.

Matter of fact, If I don't ever ever never ever invite you to see a movie I wanna see, the fuck in coleco-vision would make you think I'm a see some shit you wanna see?

Nigga's said I was ignorant in my Black/Electric Green Foam One vid.

I think you just mad bout the kicks in your closet not being that one you seen in the vid, hoe.

Your mother crossed over Jordan way before Iverson, but no one gave her props for it.

My ex sent me this epic email about wanting me back and all this dumb shit.

I felt like saying naw, them "Dark Pine Foams is coming out"

Wale is a lame, you dont believe me?

Nigga tweeted "Niggas with Cheap shoes, hate me" I retweeted what he said and commented with "Niggas with expensive shoes, hate me"

They say "To reach greatness, takes a long time" , I reply with "I'm an hour away".

Nigga this brownie good as fuck.

Speaking of brownies, I've never dated a black girl.

I'm not racist you negative assumption having son of a bitch, I just haven't.

My moms had a fire in her apartment building on her floor, 2 doors down, shes fine, she's a fucking G.

We were in a fire when I was a baby, I saved my mothers life she said, because she was sleeping and I started crying and my crying woke her up...I don't think I was crying, I was yelling "Wake up, Moms, Fire niggaaaaaaa"

I think I could beat up Dolph Lundgren, like Dolph now, not The Dolph from Universal Soldier then.

I can't wait for UFC this saturday, card is stacked.

"Just Go With It" the movie had me in fucking tears.

I be missing K.

Mortal Kombat is kinda popping, the cutscene graphics are trash and you can't skip em, but the in game shit is popping, suprisingly I'm a beast with Jax.

Niggas love to come talk shit when the Lakers lose...like I play for them or shit.

I might have to line up for them YOTR 7's, I dunno how I feel about that.

It's not that I think I'm too good enough to wait, I just hate waiting for some odd hours to get to the counter and then they're out of my size.

My new slang term, is "Get Adjusted".

You might not be used to the shit I'm about to do or what I'm capable of, so when I do it, "Get Adjusted Mahfucka"

You clown ass niggas need to say "please" when you ask for a favor, that's the least y'all can do when asking me to promote shit on my site for you, you un proper etiquette having ass mahfucka.

Where in the fuck is Briyoni, OmgItsJess, and SoCalChica at?

Why in the fuck is there chinese ppl making spanish food in my chinese food spot near my crib?

Like Why the fuck is there spanish ppl making the pizza's in the taco bell/pizza hut combo stores.

Ok, I fucking realized that when I said "Speaking of Brownies, I never dated a Black girl" was kinda racist, sue me.

#DrakePunchline I explode in ya girl face, she see white... Flashbang.

LMFAO @ Mempiss (inside joke)

Yeah, I don't care if you don't get it...We Do.

I totally forgot it was my Ex's Daughter Birthday on the 18th...I kinda feel wack I didn't at least tell her moms to wish her Happy Birthday From Dapid....(she used to call me Dapid =] )

Elsii mad cause I said she aint got no hips and that her body goes straight down from her armpits to her feet.

New Bucket List Addition: Smash a chick with one leg, nigga...can you imagine the angles?

-Def