Random Rambo 29

Ayo fuck some of y'all.

I'm start making these chicks feel real uncomfortable like watching that pedophile episode of Different Strokes when dude told Dudley to get naked..No Bruno²

Keep fucking with me.

Yo some chick hit me up yesterday offering me "sexual favors" in exchange for early kicks.

Is this what the world is coming to?

Don't that trick bitch know my early kicks can get me sexual favors for free if I wanted em.

Bitch begone, my pimp hand wild strong, easy stroll on em, long stepping, coat wind flapping on em hoe.

I know the situation I'm getting myself into is dangerous, but it feels so right.

I'm listening to Freeway-Alright Ft. Allen Anthony.

When you're nice to them they take you for granted, when you're mean to them they can't stand it.

Def, I think it's time for you to be nothing to them.

Old Def is back.

Don't you love when you see an ex with their current someone and their current someone treat em like shit, and they just look at you like "Damn, I fucked up..."

Yes, ya did ya bitch.

I really cannot wait to go to Chicago now.

I miss Nina, can't wait till you come back and we get U.S.A. poppin

Elsi, blowing minds.

You ever see a chick with a fatty and just think man, I wonder what would happen if I just slapped the everliving shit outta her ass.

Nigga your mother fights like Zangief

I wanna be in a movie, I think I would be a dope villain or like a villains right hand man, that does the enforcing and shit, I'd be funny as fuck but a beast at the same time

I actually have been on nationwide TV before.

Did this girl really say Tom's Shoes are nice?

Suckerpunch was dope as fuck, I don't care what them critics say, them bitches was going off

I'm at level 50 in Black Ops and I refuse to prestige.

GTFOH if you think I'm a let my Pro Perks go, kiss my ass

I wanna 360 missile kick a Zebra or something of that nature, a Unicorn would be dope to do it to, but Unicorn's are dope...no bruno

I kinda really wanna smash out Amber Rose now that she gained  a few pounds.

I wanna rub my balls on her hair though, that'd be something I've never done sexually to a chick before.

I've actually nutted in a chicks hair before by mistake.

Fuck naw I aint tell her, a chick would rather you nut all over her face than in her hair...trust me.

Especially if it's a weave, ohhhhh nigga you in for a world of hurt.

I'm mad someone told me the "pull out from the back and spit on their back" thing didn't work, nigga did you warm the spit up and grunt while you did it?

I hate rude people..just wanna squeeze a freshly baked apple pie's filling all over their face.

Wrestlemania was some trash, if you paid $55 for that shit, You a sucka.

I wanna smash a chick dumb hard and just say as I'm nutting, "I feel sorry for your mother" on some Menace II Society asian man in the grocery store shit.

Derrick Rose is a Robot.

Going to Great Adventure soon, if you see a fresh nigga rocking some fresh kicks, monkey slapping the shit outta a mascot or someone dressed up in a costume, it's me.

Y'all know the Cement IV's were confirmed for 2012 right?

Nigga I'm a walk up to the spot dancing like the Techno Viking asking for 3 pairs.

Niggas was talking real slick to me yesterday, Like I won't come to they hood and beat that monkey ass up the block until we pass by 4 liqour and 3 chinese food stores

Thank You all for supporting me and my mind, 400,000+ hits and 1500 subscribers on YT, is the dope to me...I hope I can continue to keep y'all interested in my work.

Oh yeah, It's gonna be a hot fucking summer...if you follow me on Twitter you know what I'm talking about.

-Def