Random Rambo 27

27 is my favorite number, this should be good...

Ayo fuck the bullshit.

You do know these random rambo's are completely random right, whatever pops up in my head at the time of typing is what I post right?

You chicks is getting outta hand, the shit yall be doing is amazing, y'all need to be marching band cymbal clapped.

The homey Nina is touching down on Saturday, she better bring me some goodies.

Apparently, the new way to say you're really mad at some shit, is "Throw a Fork at it"

I've come to the conclusion that all my Ex's are creeps.

How you get mad when you got a man, tell me you got a man and I tell you I got my heart set on someone right now, (that's not you) and u get upset, the fuck kinda double standard shit is that?

I've always wanted to like run off an upper level of something and tackle someone to the ground like they do in cop movies

K, has officially made me a Black Ops fiend, played that shit for 4 hours last night non stop.

Oh and ya boy was decent last night too, racking up 7 kill streaks, like nothing.

I hate when muthafuckas always wanna be put on and hooked up for shit.

I've never asked or begged anyone to hook me up, everything I got I worked for it.

I kinda lied to someone about something to help another someone out.

Don't lie, because 1 lie turns into 10.

Fuck you, don't judge me like I'm some deceitful piece of shit, I got caught up in the moment.

I really wish ppl would accept the fact that J Cole ain't gonna amount to shit within the rap game.

Wiz Khalifa is boo boo to, but Amber Rose is his boo, so for that he gets the "you aight" award.

Stop cheating, just break up with the person you're with now...then get back with em later..HA.

Ppl keep telling me I should take rapping seriously, I did...when I was like 15...GTFOH.

I wanna dress-up as a Ninja and fuck shit up for a day.

White Foamposite One dropping soon and get this for $225

For $225 the son ah mah bitch better come with a party hosted by Lil Penny.

Son said "shorty got a batman logo hairline"

My mom is the shit, my mom could whoop the shit outta your mom.

K is the shit, she knows it too and isn't afraid to tell you she is, I'm a mush the shit outta her again though, we have the most violent relationship.

I think our fight moves have meanings, a "mush" means I missed you, a "pinch" means you getting on my nerves, a "kick/knee" to the leg means I'm glad you're here or shut up or something.

I haven't really registered the "kick/knee" move yet, cause my brain and balance kinda relapses when my knee buckles.

I'll get back to you on that one..

Son I saw this dude wearing an burnt orange bubble jacket, matching Texas U skully and Electric Green Foamposites. I felt like shanking that nig with a ice pick.

Sneakercon is saturday.

My prayers go out to Japan.

You fucks better be fixed up and shit by the time for my vacation comes in summer.

Just playing...

Not really.

Lupe Fiasco is dope in concert, I went back and listened to his music and the songs didn't even sound close as good as they did live.

I wanna see Kanye in concert, that will prolly be my next concert I go to.

Twitter can destroy friendships...you see a person's mindset when you follow them and you just be like man this person is lame.

I had stopped following this one person and fam actually txt'd me to enquire about the action, like a nigga stole a pie off they window sill

I wanna uppercut a midget so hard they fall backwards and roll and land on their stomach

Briyoni I'm sorry I didnt transfer your number over from my old phone to my new phone and sorry for saying I thought you were some random bird when I didn't recognize your number.

Some homo ass nigga asked me if he could cop my jeans off me from my "Statue of Liberty SB" Vid...nigga offered me $50 bucks

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This dude at work actually said the following things:

"You know how chicks know you got dough?, When you go to a restaurant and pull it out in front of everyone"

"Chicks that have good size titties aren't gay, it's the chicks without titties that are"

This same dude asked me "How do you spell start?"

This same dude wore these yesterday:

-Def