Random Rambo 26

Def For MVP

True Story : This chick in my cell phone listed under "Don't Answer" txt'd me today and said "I called last night, but no answer", I told her "Cause you're name is Don't Answer, duhhhh"...she replied "No, it's not"

I'm really not enthused by sneakers lately.

I get my bonus on the 15th, that's 25% of my yearly salary.

I've already decided the African American side of me, is going to spend 50% of that on material things

Chicks are trifling.

How you gonna get mad at me for not inviting you to an event you'd like to go to? Hoe, me and you ain't even close like that, gonna curse me out because I wanna go with someone else and asked them out to go with me before I even copped tickets for said event, I know you reading this shit to, I bit my lip before because I was gonna say some "blue foams came out" type shit to you, but I'm working on my inconsiderateness because my friend "K" said I need to, so I am. (eat a dry dick though)...sorry "K"

Speaking of "K" she threw away my fucking fork...like who throws away a real fork, like yo, a real fucking silver fork...not no plastic white fork my nigga, a real fork that you use on a dinner table, she dead ass threw that shit away in the trash.

I'm glad the Knicks got Carmelo Anthony, but if that nigga don't start passing the ball, I'm a fuck his wife dead ass in the crowd, give a fuck if they show it on the jumbo screen

Them Nike Zoom Rookie LWP's look niceeeeeee (1st pair drops this spring, Black/Silver Colorway)

I know I said sneakers aren't enthusing me lately, STFU.

My mom dead ass screamed on me last week, telling me to be nice and I better not treat this certain someone bad because she was on my site and saw what I said to Marissa.

Man fuck that hoe trick ass skank slutty ass nasty doo doo head bitch, Marissa

I wanted to say that to my moms, but you dead ass know I didn't say shit back, cause that's my moms.

Fuck you, act like when your moms get buck on you, you don't be quiet too like a lil bitch.

You ever wanna tell someone something but don't know how to quite say it?

I hate people that over exaggerate shit, like man just stfu, you know you lying and you know that shit ain't really gonna happen or happened

I still don't know why I don't own a copy of Black Ops.

I have to admit I am a fan of OFWGKTA

I cannot stand a unshaven pussy.

I've never seen a unshaven pussy in person.

I don't even know how I'd react if I ever seen a unshaven pussy in person.

I believe if you have the audacity to pull your panties off in front of me with a unshaven pussy, you're inviting me to do some rather outlandish unearthly shit to your facial district and ribcage

I just just just JUST now learned that ordasity isn't a word, the correct way to spell that word is audacity.

Eat a dick, my vocab encases a rather vast amount of superbly rich proportions

According to youtube user's, you shouldn't wear Yankee fitted's if you don't play baseball

Unshaven pussy...

You know what's worse than unshaven pussy? (besides Paul Pierce and Air Jordan II's) Stubbly pussy, you ever touch a pussy that has stubble? better yet, you ever gave a female head with stubbly pussy? and the stubble scrapes against ur fucking nose and/or upper lip?

Hold up, you know what's worse than all that other shit I just said?...Hyper-pigmentation

Yes, this is random and I know you like it.

Hyper-pigmentation is that black, dark shit between a chicks legs when her thighs rub together too much and she don't really wash her inner thighs too much.

Real Talk, if you care about someone, respect them, cherish them, make them feel like they are the most special thing in the world, if they bring you happiness, make you smile, make you laugh, look out for you when you're down, do the same for them ten-fold. It's very hard to find that real good special person in life...a lot of ppl are fuck ups and not worth a shit, but as long as you make that one exceptional person feel like they are appreciated, you're actually appreciating yourself by keeping that good positive person a part of your life.


I'm Def, you must likely suck, but Thank You for taking the time to read this and view my blog.

You are all appreciated in the most miniscule meek way that I can think of.

-Def
P.S. Y'all think I be bullshitting, as I was typing this Random Rambo look what happened...


(thirsty much?)