Nigga I'm feeling Wavy.
I've officially arrived, someone called me "Based Def"
Bitch gonna ask me "Why haven't you asked me to be your valentine yet?" , I replied "Cause them Royal Foams is dropping" I really wanted to tell her, "because no blood rushes into my penis when I think sexually of you"
She said "What?"and I just replied "Yeah". True story.
That Lupe Fiasco track, "Things I never said" is tough yo.
After seeing that 2005 Amber Rose youtube, son you don't even wanna know the unholy, spartacus tv show type things I'd do to that woman
I've faked a nut before, I was just bored my nigga
I do things that you're afraid to even think of.
Imitation is the greatest form of flattery.
I used to eat paste as a kid.
I remember one time I got mad at this kid in my class for pushing my homegirl, Kelly I took his crayons and straight broke them shits in half and then threw em...He cried.
I think that was the start of my unfuckwithability.
I make up fresh words, that you use around your peers.
Fuck You, I know that last Defotography wasn't as good as the rest, I'm trying though...lol
I wish Mayweather would fight Pacquiao already.
This chick at work said I smelled "Magical" , WTF? I didn't even know Magic had a fucking smell...I didn't know if I should say thanks or hit her fucking nosebridge with a Tony Jaa elbow, cause that shit seemed kinda wild bruno.
Fucking Magical, though?
I literally turned down sex from a rather cute female for my birthday on saturday night.
I went to a strip club for my bday celebration with some friends, um yeah, after an hr or so, I lost interest...I actually spent more than half my time there texting my friend "K"
Your girl is a hypebeast for my dick.
I hate my cell phone now, I cannot wait till I upgrade.
You know, for the life of me I cannot watch a porn unless the chick has a big ass.
I copped Left 4 Dead 2 just to play with my friend "K"
I need Marvel Vs Capcom 3 and Bulletstorm, like nowwwwwww.
I wish my cousin Evin would get XBOX Live, so I could whoop his monkey ass in NBA 2K11
On some real shit, I have some really bad pictures in my phone that could destroy some of these chicks lives. Oh, and don't think some of my niggas ain't seen em.
So I'm at my spot, some kid walks in and is like "OH SHIT!!, you got them Green Foams...How much?"...they tell him the price and he's like "Ohh for real, so and so down the block got em for 50 dollars less"...Nigga you know got damn well ain't nobody else got these and if they did you wouldnt have transformed into hypebeast/excitebike mode and screamed out "Oh Shit!", cause you'd been seen em already, ya assfuck.
Team M.E.M. will run your entire get fly thought process, eventually.