Chapter 9. "All I'm saying my nigga...Art Of Accumulating Brownie Points" (Excerpts from my memoirs)
Aight, lemme put y'all lil non wet dick ass niggas up on some shit, ya underdig? Now what you about to be zoned in on is some shit from my own personal vaults ya figgadeals me? Now, I'm saying you don't gotta do this shit for some jumpoff type hoe ya dig, they don't get shit but some dick and the remote when I turn over for some Z's...like "yeah you can watch TV, just don't have that shit so loud that a nigga can't fall asleep and turn down the brightness too or you'll catch a hot one to yo fucking fohead." Anyway getting back on track...you wanna do all this for that real bad shorty that you care about spending at least 8 months or more with in your life, ya feel me.
All I'm saying my niggas is make sure she see you in fresh kicks and never the same pair twice..BAGOOSH!!!!. OD brownie points..
All I'm saying my niggas is make sure you pass shorty a matching towel and handtowel so she can shower...my nigga you getting extreme Brownie Points. (They gotta match and it gotta be some good thick shit, not them see-through towels you cop from a 99 cent store my nigga, cause she gon talk shit)
All I'm saying my niggas is have some Febreeze wall plug ins, them shits that's double scented on deck, Shorty smell it? BLADOW! Brownie points
All I'm saying my niggas is keep some Aveeno "Calming" Body Wash, the "Lavender, Chamomile + Ylang Ylang" scented shit in the bathroom, chicks see that and you get a onslaught of brownie points...
All I'm saying my niggas is let shorty rock a T shirt and some basketball shorts around the house, so she can be comfy, wild Brownie Points, but my nigga you pass her a supreme T and some Jumpman shorts?!?!?, nigga you getting stupid dumb doo doo fresh brownie points, cause she gon think to herself, "this nigga really cares about me, he didnt give me the shitty 3 in a pack hanes v neck shirt and some run down shorts", ya figgadeals me.
All I'm saying my niggas is make shorty some French Toast with some confectioner sugar on top in the AM, ohhhh you getting Brownie Points fam.
Ok thats it...I can't give away all the secrets, cause then y'all gonna bag all the chicks I usually get and then I'm have to find y'all niggas and bust y'all over the head with a 3 in 1 laser printer or some shit of that nature and we don't want that.
This is an excerpt from my forthcoming book, "Teach these hoes, (Oh you gon learn you something today bitch) By Deftronic, dropping soon.
Posted by Deftronic on 2/01/2011