Random Rambo 23

I'm so fucking focused

My New Years resolution was to either stop saying Nigga or to give girls who rock UGG's a chance.

I've failed at both, Nigga

I miss my moms, hopefully she comes up to NYC for my birthday

I miss Miss. Millions.

My birthday is January 27th, if you're reading this now and don't come on my site and wish me happy birthday, I hope you die a gruesome death from some hell axe of the 5th demon army magic the gathering card type weapon.

Learning more about these "famous sneakerheads", makes me sick, I'm so glad I roll dolo.

Fucks up with niggas making a sneakerheadunite youtube channel, but to get down with it you have to be specifically selected? Then you gonna threaten one of the kids trying to get down, that voiced his opinion on ur shitty member selection process by saying you gonna send friends to his crib? The fuck kinda unification process is that?

I left them a comment, wish one of them nerd neck ass niggas would threaten me on some shit like that, WOOOOOOO!!! Nigga that shit would look like a 300 Prt 2 in IMax 3D Dolby Digital Surround Sound massacre up in this mahfucka, ya dig? Hannnnnnnnhh?!?!

I'm drinking juice from the carton and you can't do shit about it.

I wanna buy at least 1 piece of Mister Brainwash's artwork before I die.

After watching the BCS college football game last night, I now know why I don't watch college football. Shit was so sloppy, I felt like I was watching a game of street football on my old block

And WTF @ Cam Newton's un-emphatic ass hands off? Wasn't nobody faked out by that shit once.

I almost rocked this old Jewish niggas jaw today, little did I know he was the building manager for where my job is located.

Safe to say, I gave not a fuck after I found out and continue to let that nigga know he was a disrespectful piece of shit.

I'm a catch, ask your girlfriend.

Y'all niggas need to step ur dress code up, if ur girl gotta e-mail me asking me where I cop my clothes from because YOU DRESS LIKE A BUM, according to her, shit is fucked up.

9 out of 10 times, girls that come on my site are put on to it, by their boyfriends.

Son, That Jay-Z And Kanye West H.A.M. track, was full of hot soft shit.

I need to trust Evin's sneaker knowledge more often.

Like who comes on someone's personal website and tells them "thanks for watching me"...The fuck kinda oxymoronic shit is that?

Yeah I made up that word.

I also made up "No Bruno", so if you hear ppl say that...you know where they got it from.

I still wanna smash a chick and tell her "Yo ur pussy is wack" during mid stroke, to see what happens.

Females stop passing nudes online.

Unless it's to me of course.

Death @ me telling Aya this porn stars teeth are jacked up, but she can fuck a dick up

Aya likes Alexis Breeze and Sophia Castello, more than I DO.

I have officially started stacking kicks ontop of my entertainment stand, I have this phobia something will happen to my shoes if I put the box directly on the floor.

I haven't copped a Nike SB dunk since July 3rd.

Lord, please make Nike retro the Air Unlimited's preferably in the Teal, Royal Blue, And Black/Anthracite colorways.

I will do anything for those, I'd Harlem Shake butt ass naked with one timbaland boot on in front of a school bus full of nuns for a brand new pair of those...No Bruno

I ran into this chick I used to like named Ruth the other day, (fuck you, I know that name is ass), she had some big ass titties in the 8th grade and she never wore pants though, which was weird, but she had pants on this time, had 3 kids, and looked like Drago from Rocky 4 hit her ass with a 18 punch combo.

If this high yellow bitch don't stop txting me yo, I'll dead ass slap the shit outta her and scream "Stop It 5 Million!!!!"in her ear so loud my face will shake a little, while she holds her cheek.

Shouts to Paz De La Huerta, You Rock!

-Def