14 years ago to the date I met my first GF ever, Jasmine.
Am I really that much of an Asshole?
I respect women, not girls.
I
personally got an invite via E-mail to Sneakercon, that's all good and dandy, but is a nigga getting some V.I.P. treatment? Shit am I at least getting in for free?
When you're single like myself, I notice I save money, not because I don't have to pay for shit on dates, but I also don't have to buy as much
aspirin for the headaches.
I'm mad an
intern at my job quit on her 3rd day, bitch wasn't built for this shit.
@ItsDeftronic, twitter, follow me.
If you're trying to get with someone, why make them feel unimportant? Yeah, buddy, you're going back to the bench, naw fuck that you on
injured reserve.
5 more days until
NBA2K 11
Kanye West is really back to making GOOD Music
Dear God, can I just have one bad latin bitch with an fresh off the boat accent, size 42 inch ass, D cups, chinky eyes, beauty mark above the lip, who's into sneakers, can give me a challenge at NBA 2K games, cook, clean, ride a dick like Alexis Breeze and can recite every lyric from A Tribe Called Quests Midnight Mauraders LP, Am I really asking for too much here? Come on son, hook ya boy Def up.
My goodness
Laure really makes her presence known on twitter. Go follow her
@iSPEAKLAURESiAN
I literally started to
stack sneaker boxes on the floor now, I need a new rack asap
Was I lying when I said my
ex was pretty, I'm mad I forgot how pretty she was to begin with.
I'm mad I got 2 text's asking me why didn't I post their picture for my
ex wifey day post.
My wrists stay icey in the trap.
Was it wrong to not care if I made it to
work on time today or not?
So just cause you call to basically say
"you wanna fuck" in lament terms, I'm supposed to stop listening to George Michael's-Freedom, get dressed and come do you?...
Stop it 5
I ran out of
contacts today.
Why do ppl get in an
empty elevator with me and tell me to press a floor? See if it stops on ur floor mahfucka.
I hate when you smashing a chick from the back and u got ur motion going, then she decide she wanna pitch in and
start pushing back and just fuck the whole rhythm nation up, like bitch just no, just be lazy, all I ask is u smush ur face into the matress and try and aim ur ass towards the ceiling fan.
It's raining like a bitch outside today.
Shouts to
Lisa, I hope you feel better, yuckmouth, but eat a dick for winning all that got damn money off them scratch off cards.
Aya is so smashable, but she needs to be catchable, lower ur wall, niggas is trying to smash.
I'm ill.
I believe my nigga
Fly'Est 83 had a traumatic experience with someone rocking woodland camo, he went off about that shit yesterday, lol.
I
benched 285 last night, go arms.
I
sewed a random strangers mini skirt back together this morning, all I'm a say is she had a fat ass, fishnet stockings and neon pink underwears on, No Bullshit. (I don't believe I have to say No homo after that)
-Def