Random Rambo 22

Last Random Rambo for 2010!

I actually think that picture up there will be the main picture for all my Random Rambo's now.

Woohoo, get buck bitch! I wanna slap a chick with a fat ass, do a reverse uppercut with each hand and scream "do you feel the power!?!?" in her face and walk away.

Alot of ignorant shit was said during the Cool Grey XI release.

Lakers playing ball like some old hurt bitches.

Deftronica is back, I just thought y'all should know. Get mad.

There's currently 15 inches of snow outside my house. I had to climb over my railing drop into the snow and dig the snow that was barricading my door shut open with a garbage can on some Macgyver shit.

Fuck You, I have a shovel it's in the garage that was barricaded by snow also.

I believe everyone deserves a 2nd chance, it's what they make of it, that makes me remember why they deserved a 2nd chance to begin with.

Will I Am is still a coon.

If you are interested in someone, you should do your best to keep them interested in you, not calling, texting, e-mailing them, will make ur stocks drop hardcore.

I wanna smash a chick rocking deadstocks royal foams for so fucking long the soles turn shit yellow

I wanna change President Obama's facial structure with a rising moon kick, because the nigga hasn't changed shit yet.

I told my ex, she was the best I ever had...I actually truly meant it, usually I'll say some shit of that magnitude and it'll be like 92.3% true..but that time it was 100% true.

I must admit I've dated some shitty ass people.

Gamefly some bitches for not sending my damn game yet.

If I hear one more nigga say I dunno what to rock with my Cool Grey's, I will wrap my hand in tape, dip it in glue, run my hands through shards of glass, dorito chips, salt, and knock the living shit out of the right side of their jawline

I actually got an unexpected picture from a friend in underwear only rocking Cool Grey's for Christmas.

You ever see the reaction of a chick after they get nut in their hair?...it's actually worse then nutting in their vagina when they aren't on birth control by mistake.

I want an autograph from the Techno Viking.

If there was ever a autobiography movie made about my life I'd want the Ultimate Warrior to play me as a kid, Conan the Barbarian as a teenager, and the Techno Viking as an adult me.

The movie would be called "The growth of being THAT NIGGA"

I know I'm not normal.

When I was a kid, I once cut holes in a paper bag, put it on my head, ran down the hallway in my house, banked the corner, ran straight into my fireplace and knocked myself out, by mistake.

My grandmother was there when it happened and screamed "Well me God, the boy dead!!!"

True Grit the movie was trash, the fuck u make a western about revenge and only have 2 gunfight scenes?

That's like making an Mixed Martial Arts movie starring Perez Hilton and Will.I.Am (coon)

Anybody see that Franalations video of the best SB's of 2010, I swear his bad eye got worse, looks like the nigga is about to sneeze every 2 seconds.

Aya, I'm sorry for telling you what you do too much, I did it out of love.

I will camp a minimum of 1 and 1/2 days for the Air Yeezy's II.

Am I really that much of an Asshole?...I'd like to think so.

Ok I'm done, everybody have a Happy New Year.

-Def