My name is Sherry, and my company Topspot-Promotions represents online sport sites in various domains. We are looking at reputable sites to offer them profitable opportunities to help promote some of my clients sites.
We would like to know if you are interested in working with us on this. For further details please don't hesitate to contact me.
Business Development Department
Dear Miss Williams,
You must not know me very well, maybe if you actually took the time to venture through my website that you so want to partner with, you would realize I don't care for advertising, making revenue, becoming more popular or easier to find, none of that bullshit. I started my site as a ventilation instrument for my mind because of all the stupid shit I would see in the world, I always say to myself "this is stupid or that is dumb as fuck", I would then post it here and share it with my close friends, over the years it became popular through word of mouth and various other sources that I used on my own by myself. My site will always be ad-free and I will never ask for paypal donations or nothing in return for my posting. This site is my gift to my viewers who enjoy a good laugh, who enjoy seeing sneakers, who enjoy finding out something interesting. Now you may think to yourself why did I make this e-mail into a post? Well simply, because I don't fuck around and I find you e-mailing me with your "business proposal" to be "dumb as fuck". I am Deftronic and I could give a 1.5 millimeter fuck about what your company can do for me.