Deftronic's Survival Guide To Camping For Kicks

What I bring you is "Deftronics survival guide to camping for kicks"

Now as we all know 2011 has alot of big releases (like Concords, Air Yeezy II's ECT...) you may just have to get off your lazy ass and go outside get some air and camp for a pair of sneakers, So I'm gonna give you my tips on camping for kicks, pay attention:

Alot of ppl like to bring lawn chairs/foldup chairs, I like to bring a CRATE, reason being is because it's easier to slide over when the line starts moving and because whatever shit you bring you can put it under the crate and sit on it while u chill or sleep. I mean nobody will steal or get ur shit if it's under a crate...bring a nice seat pad or a pillow put it on top of the crate you good to go.

I always bring a big ass LAUNDRY BAG, you know the nice sturdy ass bags with the draw strings, reason being is so you can put ur kicks in it and be out, instead of having a big ass Niketown bag and niggas know what you got. Shit, I gaurantee you walk with a big ass laundry bag niggas wont fuck with you cause:

A: Either they think you just doing laundry

or

B: You just got kicked out ur crib.

Bring 2 PONCHOS/RAIN SLICKERS...one for you to stay dry in case it rains and one for your legs and feet when u sit, cause if it's rains you don't want your kicks and socks wet, naw mean?..I know for each release of the Air Yeezy's it fucking poured and ppl got drenched.

Make sure you got the CLOSEST CAB STAND NUMBER to the camp out area in your phone, you never know when shit might pop off or the goons is plotting to rob you for shit when u step out the store, at least you can hit up the cab on your jack, see the cab outside, tell the cabbie pop the door open and you can make a b line dash out the store and jump in the backseat and be out.

Bring a BOOKBAG, this can hold ur laundry bag, ponchos and shit, plus you wanna bring an extra cell phone battery in case, a book or two, waters (I bring ones with the big mouth opening bottles in case you know a nigga gotta pee you know?, notice I said BIG MOUTH OPENING, yeah nigga) redbulls, granola bars shit like that

Maybe you wanna get the closest pizza delivery shop number to the camp area for some eats and shit, When I used to camp with my ppls, we'd order domino's cop like 8 pizzas, eat what we want and pass the rest out, it's a good look and the niggas behind/in front of you will look out for you.

If it's winter or fall, you might wanna bring extra shirt/layers of clothing or whatever in case it gets OD cold u got some warmth you know

Now a nice lil tip I always do is I ROCK SHORTS WITH POCKETS UNDER MY PANTS, I put my money and valuables in the shorts pocket under my pants, that way if a nigga come run down the line trying to rob niggas you can pull out your rabbit ears and be like

"I'm just here camping for a friend who's at work, I don't have no money on me"

that shit works, I remember one time, these dudes robbed the first 8 ppl on a line waiting for a CDP pack, straight ran they pockets and took they shit...try that shit with me you ain't gon find nothing nigga

Also, having a nice ice grill that you can apply for over an hour at times works also...nobody really wants to fuck with a dude looking like this :

So that's my Survival guide to camping for kicks, hope you all get what you need in 2011, Happy camping!

-Def