First off, I feel Good, I'm talking that fresh new haircut, James Brown, on top of the world without the fear of falling off type shit.
Bitches are flocking.
Bitches are cockblocking me, making up imaginery fairy tale shit about me on twitter.
Speaking about twitter, shit seems like one big chat room filled with random ppl talking to themselves.
If you retweet shit from Lil B, Raz B formally of B2K, Mark Ruffalo, or Paul Pierce, I will be forced to thrash you on some Semi from Coming to America shit.
[Unkle Luke]I wanna rock.[/Unkle Luke]
Me and Tania, have been having fun lately.
Why are niggas hyping up the Tec Tuff Iguana Air Force One's, NOW?
Alot of things you're on now, Def been off that.
My friend, Evelyn says "You just love yourself a Jaundice looking bitch"
Why am I holding 3 pairs of sneakers for my nigga NastyNate right now?
Awesome: Kanye West is letting niggas know he can kill tracks by rapping on em again. (Fuck a Singing)
I know at least 4 mothers that read my site. I've smashed one of em.
I really wish I didn't play ball so damn much in my life, because my back would be fine.
I wanna double pump kick Mike the Situation for acting like a real sturdy bitch in the last episode of Jersey Shore, because he couldn't get no club hoes and letting us G nigga's down.
Nigga, it looks like I stuck my neck in a freezer cause of all this ice on it. I gets busy in the trap
I recently, turned down the chance to go to the movies with a random female, because I'd rather play NBA 2K11, not because of the game persay, but rather the fact, that the female is quite boring.
No, I don't wanna see no gat damn Swan lake with you, I'd rather slice my finger off at the first knuckle and finger fuck Kat Stacks with it.
Why you text me, then when I answer back, you say nothing? Should Jake The Snake, DDT your fucking life.
'What's up with that?' is currently my favorite Saturday Night Live Sketch.
If one more chick asks me to show their boyfriends how to dress, I will show that boyfriends girlfriend what it feels like to wake up from a concussion with their pussy feeling like a stampede of wild horses, rhinos, elephants and 10 time olympic track and field medal winning star Carl Lewis ran over it.