Chivalry isn't dead. (Cop Flowers, Real Niggas Stand Up)

So my homeboy is going on a date with a chick he claims he "really likes and she isn't a jumpoff", so I'm like telling him shit to do, since he asked for my advice. I tell the nigga, "Open Doors, pull out her seat for her, etc...", I then tell him to bring her some flowers, this nigga had the audacity and the WTF-ness to say "Naw that's gay"

..Nigga What??..

Now I don't know what section of brunocity this nigga dwells in, but since when in mankind is giving a female a token of affection for her, GAY?

You niggas need to stop, I don't know one girl who doesn't like flowers unless she got bad allergies or had some traumatic experience with a florist, fuck the bullshit. I know alot of niggas who don't give chicks flowers on a date, which is all the more reason why YOU as niggas (I could've said men here, but I'm Def) should bring the flowers.

..I mean they ain't gotta be no FTD-esque, Proflowers.Com shit, but just something nice and colorful (no bruno), honestly if you can't afford some flowers, I don't even think you deserve to have a female in your presence..

PEEP GAME: You bringing flowers will help you out in the long run...(You're prolly like yeah to get in them drawls, no nigga no, well yeah, but thats not really why)

1. The Impression factor (You'll stand out from all the other niggas who haven't brought her flowers)


2. The Brag Factor (Shorty, will tell all her friends how you brought flowers, which results in a "awwww"), this also helps in the long run, because now that her friends know you're the sole nigga who brought her best friend flowers, means ur in the green with them, and we all know how it is hard for you to get in the green with a chicks friends, cause 82.3% of the time their friends are miserable and think all niggas are dogs and ain't shit, but you my friend you get the stamp of approval.

..the moral of this post is, if you want a real woman, you have to show them that you're a real man..

..stop being a bitch and cop some flowers for the women you date..

-Def