Random Rambo 15

I had a pretty ill summer, being today is the last day of summer and all.

I'm overly happy right now.

I laughed so much last night, I was choking.

No, I don't get paid to blog, thus why you see no ads, my payout is me expressing myself and entertaining y'all.

I get all my ways from my Mother, so if you think Im that Nigga, she's that Nigga times a Mill.

I saw a picture of my ex the other day, I forgot how pretty she was.

Shouts to Stacy, passing me info about my other ex last night.

I got E-Goons, if you didn't know.

Ur not officially a girlfriend until you meet my moms.

My grandfather is that nigga.

Ur boy Def, made it on like every sneakerblog yesterday, www.sneakerfiles.com was the first to report about it, so I'm thankful for it.

I got tickets to BNP Paribas Showdown gonna see my nigga Andre Agassi play against Pete Sampras and John Mcenroe Vs. Ivan Lendl at Madison Square Garden in February.

lol @ niggas paying $275 for Cool Grey's now without the special packaging, when the special packaging makes the shoe MSRP for $175.

My part time job in life is making ppl look dumb.

13 more days till NBA2K 11 Drops.

I saw a banner of the ole school Michael Jordan Wing poster where he's holding his arms out showing his wingspan in black and white...but one hand had a PS3 Controller in it and it was for NBA2K 11...I literally said outloud...HANNNNNNNH?!. ppl were prolly like WTF?

I still hate when my close female friends start liking me.

Briyoni is an exception, she's gorgeous, plus she always tells me how fly I am.

I don't understand how bitches with 3 kids be trying to holla at me, bitch the game is over for you.

I've faked orgasms with chicks before because the sex was ultra wack, tip of the day: End it by doing em from the back, pull out, tell em u gonna nut on them, but instead just spit on their back a little, slap ur dick on them for good convincible measure, they can't tell the difference...trust me it works.

If they find out it's spit, who cares, you already smashed, plus theyll be mad and it'll be a great oppurtunity to tell em to get the fuck out...see WIN/WIN

If showing skin is the only time you get double digit tumblr reblogs, nigga you need a chair cracked over ur back.

I met Amare Stoudamire a few weeks ago, nig is tall as fuck, but mega skinny at the same time, I wanted to uppercut his life.

My cousin Evin, is one of the few Sneakerheads I actually respect...dude rocks a size 14, it's mega hard for him to get the shit he wants, but he still has love for the game like he rocks a size 9.

Swear on everything if this chick I seen the other day at my job gets hired, I'm a do the coco loso.

I left my XBOX 360 on all night by mistake.

I wanna battle Ozone from Breakin' 1 and 2, in a Pop Lock battle, yeah I know he's like 50 some shit, I dont give a fuck.

-Def