Random Rambo 10

Son, seriously who paints steps Yellow, no fuck that, who paints STEPS?

If you ignore me and want nothing to do with me, why do you view my site 2-3 times a day, the fuck kinda oxymoronic shit is that?

Who the fuck txt's ppl from the beach, talking shit like "you mad I'm at the beach and you not" when the person they are txt'ing owns a pool?

I recently got back in contact with someone who has been missing from my life and I can honestly say I'm very glad to have em back in it.

Shouts to Mike, for kicking my cereal box half a block after it fell out of my bag

Fuck Cinavia

Fuck Walmart, for no longer selling the family pack box of Hot Pockets.

The cashier at walmart was flirting hardcore with me, her fucking name was Jeppy? .Dead.

I'm glad I didn't cover up my tat.

I lost a bet with a co-worker, so now I have to wear the same pair of sneakers everyday until Friday (this may sound superficial, but fuck you, that's torture to a sneakerhead)

I recently found out I have a cult following back home in St. Croix...shouts to all my Bredren, If I'd a known y'all was looking for me in July, I'd a def came.

The movie Salt was better than I expected.

Peep these blogs Flyest'83, Rooftop Visions, Sneakerprints, XNastynateX, Deftronic (Fuck u hoe, shameless self-promotion)

I'm afraid when I see Expendables, next week, upon leaving the theatre I may rock someone's jaw based off the amped up testosterone in my body.

Tyson crispy chicken tenders are crack.

I found a sidekick LX saturday night on the sidewalk, I cracked the 3 Digit security code, looked through the pics, so how ugly this dudes girl was and decided I felt so sorry for him that I actually called her and told her I found ur boyfriends phone, I met up with her and gave it back to her.

I feel I am the most interesting man in the world without drinking Dos Equis.

I decided to stop saying thank you's in my Random Rambo's because that isn't random at all is it?

-Def