Quotes of the Day.

"How's your ugly friends?" - Def

"Chu doin?" - Def
"Working" - Aya
"Wtf is work?" - Def
"Plotting your death" - Aya

"I'm 5'6" - Aya
"You're like 6'1 with all that hair, you fucking Yakuza" - Def
"Just playing, you know I luv you long time" - Def
"No, you only love me when your single, so thats like once a year for a week or two" - Aya

"You made fun of his cat and it passed away" - Def
"It's still gay to put it as your profile pic" - Lisa
"He's an animal lover, you put him down for it, but don't put ur man down for loving you" - Def
"Are you calling me an animal?" - Lisa
"Ding Ding Ding" - Def

"I wanna become a whore, but I'm afraid of STD's and that one redbone chick with the mask on youtube, if it was the late 60's or early 70's, it'd be on." - Def

"Do that shit again and I'll slap the estrogen outta your bitch" - Monty

-Def