I can't believe I'm still trying to figure y'all out, just when you think you have shit mastered, you get hit with a shitload of WTF'S?! Don't get me wrong there are a shitload of decent, fairly sane, untouched females out there, I have yet to come across them.
So a chick likes me and wants to like seriously date me, but she's not my type, I keep telling her this, but she doesn't understand, she's all like "you should like me for who I am and what I bring to the table". What exactly do u bring to the table??, nothing but a big ass bowl of Deftronic Soft Dicked-ness.
Not saying everything has to do with sex or whatever, but I need to be attracted to you in some sorta way, I'm not saying I'm the bomb or an adonis, but let's be real, are you gonna stick ur penis in a chick that you have no attractivity too, unless you're drunk out of ur mind or really just fucking pathetic. No, I didn't think so.
Me being me, I keep it 100, I don't bite my tongue for no one, so I told the chick, look.."I'm not attracted to you, if I date you I'm a cheat on you with someone I do find attractive, so why would you even wanna fuck with me, I've never cheated in my life, but that would most likely make me do it", so she's all butthurt and got an attitude, like WTF?!, if I dated ur ass, used you for shit, cheated on you, you find out you gonna be heartbroken, I tell you the truth you gon get mad, WTF do u want from me?
Another thing I hate, I'm texting a chick and the chick just stops texting back outta nowhere, do you know how rude that shit is? Ok, once is cool, but everytime we text you do that shit, nigga dont even text my ass no more, ur wild fucking corny.
Ok one more thing and I'm a stop ranting, if you chicks simply wanna fuck me, just say "Def I wanna fuck", none of this "If I'm gonna be hanging out with u late I'm not going to wanna travel back to New Jersey so late" ...so I'm like well we can go out earlier...she like Naw...um, we can go to my crib or a hotel or something...She's like "I dunno about that"...well bitch WTF do you wanna do?!?, stop being afraid to look like a hoe, be an adult for once and say you want dick.