It was 104 degrees today, I didn't feel shit because I was in my office with the AC on.
I made my first buffalo chicken cutlet sandwich last night, it was bomb.
I'm mad people thought I was white and/or Asian.
My phone batteries still suck major ass.
Seeing my girl half naked in nothing but a blue top and some Space Jams was very exhilarating for me today, I got some pics of it (No you can't see it, you fucknecks)
For the first time in my life, I now know what love is and everything before now, was just lust or pity.
I need to work on my typing, I make alot of typos.
I seriously need a new sneaker rack.
Speaking of sneakers, I added release dates on the right side, go find it bitch
I didn't get to go to my family reunion and some of my family is mad about it, but it's not my fault
I had crazy back spasms today.
I'm a fiend lately for sweet tea.
My barber is an asshole.
I will see Nas perform this month.
I once threw a cheeseburger at someone in High School.
Only shoe I want this month are the Air Max 90 'Infrareds'
I'm still annoyed at the Infrared pack
Some chick from Germany called me the other night to chill cause she was in NYC, but little did she know I'm in a serious relationship, so she took an L
I kinda elbow-barged someone today cause they were in my way, walking slow as shit on a cell phone after I said 'excuse me' twice.
I wanna power slam M.Night Shyamalan for fucking up Last Airbender
Thank You to everyone who came to view my site I broke 18,000+ hits in June, much appreciated
-Def
9 comments:
word the fuck up
why is your barber an asshole he fuck up your line? u bald now son?
dead @ the cheesebuger toss
and i still gotta see the last airbender, even if it's wack.
ps: lucky mofo for that pic you got lol
and good looks on those sneaker release dates, don't even have to go on sneakernews.com anymore lol
dude cut me with the razor, fucker
So, I'm gunna give you the greatest, most sensual massage of your life. BET.
yea good looks on that release date section...thats some OD smart shit son
sweet tea is that shit def...i had no choice but to become a fiend living down here
lmao at the infrared pack and the german chick...especially the german chick...hilarious...she probably was trying to crash at your pad and shit and you fucked it up...lol
LOOOOL
damn i'd be pissed
at least he aint this dude http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=184wptCOlS8
@M, yesssssssssss
@Nate, lmfaoooo
@Majie, good looks, lmao, fuck that chick, all she wanted to do was F, the fidduck outta here, I'm ommitted for life to my chick son..and plus "I dont need ur pussy bitch, Im on my dickkkk"
lmao...def ruined that german chicks stay in america...she fucking hates us now 'cause of you...lol
Thought I was the only one geeked up from the Infrared Air Max 90's.!
Post a Comment