You know what?...Fuck Condoms.
The ultimate contraceptive for me personally, is my landlords kids.
Wanna know why, because @ 7:23am on a got damn Sunday Morning, these mahfuckas are running around like wild indians, it sounds like they are having a fucking track meet above me.
If I was their parents, I'd fucking snipe them from my bed with horse tranquilizers, knock they little asses out until it's dinner time round this bitch.
Like seriously, what the fuck are you doing up @ 7:23am?!...Why the fuck are you so invigorated already that you're running around the house?!
U 2 little fucks, when I was ur age and I woke up that early on a Sunday you know what I did?!...I went right the fuck back to sleep, because I knew If I got up, my moms would ask me "WTF are you doing up?, take your ass back to sleep!"
Stupid shitfucks, got dammit man...them 2 shits running around at 7:23am will stop me from having kids.
Posted by Deftronic on 5/09/2010