Fucking Fuck, I left my cell phone at home, I feel like a lame.
I heard the dumbest shit today, two fat chicks talking about dieting, one says "Stay away from anything White, "White rice, sugar, flour, salt, even white men" and they start laughing, Like wtf does staying away from a white man have to do with you being a fat sloppy slob slow fuck ass piece of shit. I felt like snapping her fat ass neck with my hands, but I didn't wanna risk tearing a ligament in my wrist.
I miss my mom alot.
I really dislike my left foot sometimes, because it got fractured a few years ago and I was too Leonidus to go to the doctor, so now the crown of my foot is slightly off, which results in my left foot making my kicks look a bit weird at times.
I think Amanda Seyfried is fucking hot, but everytime I think about anything sexual with her, I kinda get freaked out cause she looks like Dakota Fanning and then I feel like a pedophile and at the same time enraged because I've always wanted to german suplex Dakota off a 8th story balcony after seeing her in War of the Worlds.
I dunno if y'all seen the clip of Drake performing and some chick flashed him her tits and he said "OH MY GOD" and ran, I'm seriously starting to think that nigga is mega bruno.
Convo came up about female sneakerheads and I mentioned my homegirl Sydni Yoshi (R.I.P) who died in a car accident, and some shitfuck said that's what she gets stupid females prolly texting and driving, when that totally wasn't the case, she was hit head on by a reckless driver and died instantly. Safe to say, I felt like ripping the skin off his body, Silent Hill style.
I want a new cell phone, but I can't get a discounted one from Verizon until May 2011, fuck.
I'm might be moving to New Jersey.
I'm slowly becoming a Jordan Head again, WTF?
I really would like to get a Nike SB account for U.S.A.
I think I'm gonna get a Tattoo soon.
I heard Iron Man 2 was trash, but I'm still gonna see it.
I appreciate all my viewers and followers, Last month alone I got about 11,000 hits...which is insane to me.
Thank You from the bottom of my sole.
-Def
4 comments:
If we go live in NJ, I'm gonna have a shitload of problems with them dumb broads down there. Them hos swear they hot here; but I'm the hottest chick around. LMAO let me stop =| If them hos are like Jerseylicious I'd be fighting everyday babe. Anywho; I miss you too and I wanna see Iron Man 2 as well. And I'm the shit cause I'm the first one to comment. HOLLLLLLLLLLLA! ily. <3
@ Boobies, smh @ that holllaaa crap...I love you too
The yum yum hahaha
Get that SB account! that'd be ill
And what's in Joisey?
ps; you should of Floyd Mayweathered right hook uppercut comboed that bitch that was dissin your homegirl..
just seen the midnight showing. movie was ill. worth seeing. few avenger plugs too. can't wait to see that one.
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